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    Goodbye Pepperidge Farm

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    • Posts: 412 Member
      Nicely done!
    • Posts: 126 Member
      At 140 calories each, couldn't you have just seen less of her / them / whatever?

      I'm just surprised that on page 2, no one has suggested 'moderation,' yet.

      Perhaps you should read it again?
    • Posts: 10,740 Member
      I really hate when I go to indulge in what used to be one of my favorite things, only to find out I don't like nearly as much anymore.

      I agree! Last week I was on vacation and when we stopped at convenience stores along the way I realized I've become a huge pain in the a** because I couldn't choose a snack and kept thinking how I'd much rather have (insert food I love to make/buy now that fits well into my macros) instead of the chips or candy bars I would have loved a few years ago.
    • Posts: 2,199 Member
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      Perhaps you should read it again?

      Ha... got it...... I just love how MFP preaches moderation, even to those who can't 'do' moderation. I was surprised that you made it to page 2 without anyone else exhorting the rewards and downright necessity of moderation. I guess everyone else's reading and comprehension skills are better than mine. Or they just know when to keep their mouths shut. :huh:
    • Posts: 68 Member
      LMAO....love this...
    • Posts: 64 Member
      LOL.......Hilarious
    • Posts: 404 Member
      Bahahahahaha! This made me laugh so hard!
    • Posts: 126 Member
      Ha... got it...... I just love how MFP preaches moderation, even to those who can't 'do' moderation. I was surprised that you made it to page 2 without anyone else exhorting the rewards and downright necessity of moderation. I guess everyone else's reading and comprehension skills are better than mine. Or they just know when to keep their mouths shut. :huh:

      Ah! Got it.
    • Posts: 3,832 Member
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    • Posts: 2,188 Member
      LOL, a day brightener for sure!
    • Posts: 560 Member
      This is spectacular! :drinker: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 8 Member
      I had to abandon/drop-off most of a 24-pack of Cokes in the office break room this week. I'm sure they'll find good homes.
    • Posts: 741 Member
      :drinker:
    • Posts: 390 Member
      LOL :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 133 Member
      Very funny.
    • Posts: 242 Member
      For once I can say LOL and mean it completely literally!!
    • Posts: 323 Member
      So loved this!! :happy:
    • Posts: 21
      Well written! Thanks for the laugh and the visual. HA!
    • Posts: 465 Member
      :laugh:

      Those damn Pepperidge Farm booty calls!!!! :-)
    • Posts: 3,685 Member
      I like to have a rendevous once in a while maybe every blue moon! :wink:
    • Posts: 707 Member
      :laugh: :drinker: :blushing: :cry: Awesome!!!
    • Posts: 2,289 Member
      Oh yeah. They put the "crack" in cracker... Can't go near those damn Goldfish. Ever.

      I had a bad breakup with Cheetohs. Every now and then they try to start something with me, but I have to remind them that I've found someone else. Maybe someday, but probably not. The oily, dissatisfied feeling in my stomach is a grim reminder.

      At least they got to split the cab, right? :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,170 Member
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      I agree! Last week I was on vacation and when we stopped at convenience stores along the way I realized I've become a huge pain in the a** because I couldn't choose a snack and kept thinking how I'd much rather have (insert food I love to make/buy now that fits well into my macros) instead of the chips or candy bars I would have loved a few years ago.

      So True!
    • Posts: 1,170 Member
      Goodbye Pepperidge Farm Double Nantucket Dark Chocolate Crispy cookies. Oh baby, you know you're tasty - and we've sure had fun over the years - but I've moved past you. Don't get me wrong - this morning was fun, especially with that sexy Creamy Jif making our threesome - but after it was done you just laid there, just all heavy and oily and overly sugary, and you left me feeling stuffed but unfulfilled.

      Look. I was weak. I was driven by memory, not where I am now. I just hadn't seen you for a while and I thought we could maybe get back together in a moderate, adult way. I thought we could sit on the sofa and just have a little pecking. But no. Like always we went all the way. I was wrong - you and I were always a toxic mix. I guess I needed our quick toss in the kitchen this morning for me to truly - pardon the pun - digest that.

      Sorry. That was cruel. Please don't get upset. You know there are zillions of folks out there who crave you. You'll find another, but just not me. So yeah, you really need to go - I'm going for a run and I don't want you here when I get back. Do you mind sharing a cab with Jif? Thanks. All the best.

      Well done!
    • Posts: 579 Member
      I totally freaked out and thought Pepperidge Farm was closing up shop.

      Can I have these cookies?!?! I mean, it's a sin to throw them out.
    • Posts: 497 Member
      Hilarious!!! :drinker:
    • Posts: 4,404 Member
      :laugh:

      Well played Sir, well played.
    • Posts: 283 Member
      I needed that laugh and boy can I relate, haha!
    • Posts: 811 Member
      Maybe you can have a rendezvous or a quick round the block with 1 of these scrumpdillyumptious
      Popchips Sweet Potato (23 chips or 1 oz) is 120 cals which is like slightly more than 5 cals each
      Private Selection Belgian Almond Thins have 18 cals (for 1) 1 Toll house cookie has 90 cals
      Not trying to tempt you for a sloppy seconds to your 1st loves or anything :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 186 Member
      This was the most inspiring post I´ve read in a long time. Clever, funny, surprising, kind and supporting. That´s the way to approach the relationship many of us have with food. You lifted my spirit this morning. Thanks, I needed that so much!!!!
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