Your most stupid injury

I broke a toe some years back while pretending to fight with a toy lightsaber. I was 20 at the time.

Oh and when I went with some friends to a roller-skating bar in London (yes)...had a few drinks, slipped up, bye bye tailbone. Had a long flight the next day too..

Cut open a toe on a Kraft dinner box. Went to the ER for stitches and an updated tetanus booster (because, you know, Kraft dinner box which had been who-knows-where) and the doctor, while stitching me, said that I didn't need them because the injury (open skin under the toe knuckle) is fairly common and would just break open again. Thought I was being smart by going to the ER for help, but I just got told I shouldn't have bothered.

Oh, you made me feel better.

I was at home one day and decided to start practicing karate moves (my dad owns a dojo) in my bedroom. I was working on my crescent kick and didn't remember that the mirror that had cracked in the bathroom the previous weekend was propped against the bedroom wall. Long story short, I sliced the skin from the top joint of my middle toe clean off about 1/4 inch deep. Didn't harm the mirror any further, thankfully! It took what seems like hours for the bleeding to stop and that was only by keeping my foot over my head for a long period of time. It was a couple of days before it healed enough that I could even walk around without it leaking blood and much longer before I could wear closed toed shoes.

I didn't go to the ER but wondered if I should. Now I'm glad I never bothered.

Several years ago I was carrying a large chop saw in my house. I tripped on the extension cord and literally put a hole in the wall with my forehead.... lol..........

5th grade. I thought I could sled ride under a truck and come out the other side-- cool right? nope. I didn't know there was some pipes/under carriage that hung down lower. I cut my head open from my eyebrow up to my hairline. Somehow I didn't feel a thing, since I guess I sliced all the nerves. Ended up with over 170 stitches. Good times.

not my smartest moment lol

I dunno about stupid but this was certainly painful.... xD

I used to be in martial arts. One day I was doing stretches before class and I was slowly sliding down into the splits. The punching bags were nearby but far enough away that I felt I wasn't going to be in anybody's way while they trained on them. I was sooo wrong.

One of my classmates did a really powerful flying side kick on the biggest sand filled bag. It swayed forward and the chain broke, so the bag flew towards me and landed on the side of my ankle while I was in the splits position... >_< It was apparently so painful I blacked out. I don't mean black out as in I fell over unconscious. I mean I somehow "woke up" after limping into the women's locker room to check my leg out. It was almost like I was sleep walking or something for the first 2 minutes because I was awake and moving/talking/groaning but I was not aware of it or blocked it from my memory! Thankfully nothing broke, bad bad sprain had to have a boot on for a month.

Second injury I got from a mix of lifting weights with bad form and DDR (Dance Dance Revolution). Ruptured a disc in my spine that I ended up having surgery on. No more jumping for me. =/

I broke a bottle a couple weeks ago, disposed of it thinking the whole time that's not a good way to do that and then walked into it. I already had cuts on my ankle from breaking in skates and the doctor kept questioning me about how I broke the bottle then I clued in and he gave me the "aren't you brilliant" nod.

I also fell down the stairs, while talking on the phone, carrying a cooler that my probably 2 year old at the time was sitting on. Ya I thought my eye ball fell out. It didn't. But I'm an idiot

I'm a walking accident I can't pick one!

When I was little I was playing hide and go seek. I went inside and hid in the tub. I stood on the ledge (like where people put their soaps). It was wet and I fell. I hit my head in the toilet, got a concussion, and broke my left arm. Not exactly my proudest moment. I had such a bad black eye for a long time I have a little but of extra skin there.