Goodbye Pepperidge Farm

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  • jessiruthica
    jessiruthica Posts: 412 Member
    Nicely done!
  • desweds
    desweds Posts: 126 Member
    At 140 calories each, couldn't you have just seen less of her / them / whatever?

    I'm just surprised that on page 2, no one has suggested 'moderation,' yet.

    Perhaps you should read it again?
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I really hate when I go to indulge in what used to be one of my favorite things, only to find out I don't like nearly as much anymore.

    I agree! Last week I was on vacation and when we stopped at convenience stores along the way I realized I've become a huge pain in the a** because I couldn't choose a snack and kept thinking how I'd much rather have (insert food I love to make/buy now that fits well into my macros) instead of the chips or candy bars I would have loved a few years ago.
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    At 140 calories each, couldn't you have just seen less of her / them / whatever?

    I'm just surprised that on page 2, no one has suggested 'moderation,' yet.

    Perhaps you should read it again?

    Ha... got it...... I just love how MFP preaches moderation, even to those who can't 'do' moderation. I was surprised that you made it to page 2 without anyone else exhorting the rewards and downright necessity of moderation. I guess everyone else's reading and comprehension skills are better than mine. Or they just know when to keep their mouths shut. :huh:
  • Jaywalker_7
    Jaywalker_7 Posts: 68 Member
    LMAO....love this...
  • bootcamp85
    bootcamp85 Posts: 64 Member
    LOL.......Hilarious
  • ZombieKillaPrincess
    ZombieKillaPrincess Posts: 404 Member
    Bahahahahaha! This made me laugh so hard!
  • desweds
    desweds Posts: 126 Member
    Ha... got it...... I just love how MFP preaches moderation, even to those who can't 'do' moderation. I was surprised that you made it to page 2 without anyone else exhorting the rewards and downright necessity of moderation. I guess everyone else's reading and comprehension skills are better than mine. Or they just know when to keep their mouths shut. :huh:

    Ah! Got it.
  • HeidiCooksSupper
    HeidiCooksSupper Posts: 3,831 Member
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  • snowflake930
    snowflake930 Posts: 2,188 Member
    LOL, a day brightener for sure!
  • kimnsc
    kimnsc Posts: 560 Member
    This is spectacular! :drinker: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • QuestEngine
    QuestEngine Posts: 8 Member
    I had to abandon/drop-off most of a 24-pack of Cokes in the office break room this week. I'm sure they'll find good homes.
  • pobalita
    pobalita Posts: 741 Member
    :drinker:
  • JustFindingMe
    JustFindingMe Posts: 390 Member
    LOL :flowerforyou:
  • shballa
    shballa Posts: 133 Member
    Very funny.
  • nlmillervt
    nlmillervt Posts: 242 Member
    For once I can say LOL and mean it completely literally!!
  • swonn
    swonn Posts: 323 Member
    So loved this!! :happy:
  • betternette
    betternette Posts: 21
    Well written! Thanks for the laugh and the visual. HA!
  • essjay76
    essjay76 Posts: 465 Member
    :laugh:

    Those damn Pepperidge Farm booty calls!!!! :-)
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    I like to have a rendevous once in a while maybe every blue moon! :wink:
  • asia1967
    asia1967 Posts: 707 Member
    :laugh: :drinker: :blushing: :cry: Awesome!!!
  • girlwithcurls2
    girlwithcurls2 Posts: 2,282 Member
    Oh yeah. They put the "crack" in cracker... Can't go near those damn Goldfish. Ever.

    I had a bad breakup with Cheetohs. Every now and then they try to start something with me, but I have to remind them that I've found someone else. Maybe someday, but probably not. The oily, dissatisfied feeling in my stomach is a grim reminder.

    At least they got to split the cab, right? :laugh:
  • ereck44
    ereck44 Posts: 1,170 Member
    I really hate when I go to indulge in what used to be one of my favorite things, only to find out I don't like nearly as much anymore.

    I agree! Last week I was on vacation and when we stopped at convenience stores along the way I realized I've become a huge pain in the a** because I couldn't choose a snack and kept thinking how I'd much rather have (insert food I love to make/buy now that fits well into my macros) instead of the chips or candy bars I would have loved a few years ago.

    So True!
  • ereck44
    ereck44 Posts: 1,170 Member
    Goodbye Pepperidge Farm Double Nantucket Dark Chocolate Crispy cookies. Oh baby, you know you're tasty - and we've sure had fun over the years - but I've moved past you. Don't get me wrong - this morning was fun, especially with that sexy Creamy Jif making our threesome - but after it was done you just laid there, just all heavy and oily and overly sugary, and you left me feeling stuffed but unfulfilled.

    Look. I was weak. I was driven by memory, not where I am now. I just hadn't seen you for a while and I thought we could maybe get back together in a moderate, adult way. I thought we could sit on the sofa and just have a little pecking. But no. Like always we went all the way. I was wrong - you and I were always a toxic mix. I guess I needed our quick toss in the kitchen this morning for me to truly - pardon the pun - digest that.

    Sorry. That was cruel. Please don't get upset. You know there are zillions of folks out there who crave you. You'll find another, but just not me. So yeah, you really need to go - I'm going for a run and I don't want you here when I get back. Do you mind sharing a cab with Jif? Thanks. All the best.

    Well done!
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
    I totally freaked out and thought Pepperidge Farm was closing up shop.

    Can I have these cookies?!?! I mean, it's a sin to throw them out.
  • rondaj05
    rondaj05 Posts: 497 Member
    Hilarious!!! :drinker:
  • Graelwyn75
    Graelwyn75 Posts: 4,404 Member
    :laugh:

    Well played Sir, well played.
  • kmuree
    kmuree Posts: 283 Member
    I needed that laugh and boy can I relate, haha!
  • 2BeHappy2
    2BeHappy2 Posts: 811 Member
    Maybe you can have a rendezvous or a quick round the block with 1 of these scrumpdillyumptious
    Popchips Sweet Potato (23 chips or 1 oz) is 120 cals which is like slightly more than 5 cals each
    Private Selection Belgian Almond Thins have 18 cals (for 1) 1 Toll house cookie has 90 cals
    Not trying to tempt you for a sloppy seconds to your 1st loves or anything :flowerforyou:
  • abelcat1
    abelcat1 Posts: 186 Member
    This was the most inspiring post I´ve read in a long time. Clever, funny, surprising, kind and supporting. That´s the way to approach the relationship many of us have with food. You lifted my spirit this morning. Thanks, I needed that so much!!!!
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