Your most stupid injury

I pulled a muscle in my behind trying to dance. It was a dance involving much shaking of the hips and behind. I did not do it correctly.

In high school. Mom wanted me to go to some church group sunday class thing. I said no. She insisted. I punched a couch as hard as i could. shattered my hand. turns out the soft upholstery was hiding a hardened tree trunk. Goodbye wrestling season. still missing a knuckle.

wish I could take that back.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

I once did the tight pants dance pulling my pants on and hurt my back. I struggled to move for like 3 days.

Most of mine are stupid. I busted my toe running in the house, managed to jam it right under the door to my room (it was my little toe), and have gone on to manage to bust it several more times. Three stitches from a model building accident, a messed up ankle from my junior year of HS as the one time i actually tried in gym class i landed on it.

The hospital said it was a sprain but given that it hurts to this day I'm calling BS on that. Various minor scars from years of raising cats lol. Oh there was the one scar from when I was making my bed and accidentally got my hand stuck on a sword that was next to the bed. It didn't' need stitches but was bad enough i had to pull my hand off the blade.

I don't get injured and also I don't bleed. You can just say great genetics

These are great!
First one was my younger cousin Greg not me. Greg tied a towel around his neck so he could be superman. He put the other end of the towel under the cap on the large oil tank and climbed up. Turned around and jumped off trying to fly. Needless to say I saved his life that day. He owes me big.

Now for mine...
1#We my cousins and myself tied an old sheet in a large tree to use for a hammock. Not low near the ground. Worked for most of the summer too until one day when I got in. Fell probably 10-15 feet landed flat on my back on the concrete driveway. Never went to a Doctor.
2#Got hit by a drunk driver standing on the edge of a turning lane in the middle of a busy street used for cruising back in the day. Got up walked the rest of the way across and laid on the grass a few minutes. Then jumped up and ran back in the building without telling anyone. I wasn't supposed to be crossing the street. The scared guy told on me. Again no Doctor but scraped my hip and leg up pretty good.
3# Climbing inside a station wagon. I was climbing from the very back to the front trying not to use the middle section. My stomach actually caved outward to touch the seat. I had to go lay on a hard table for the rest of the night. Again no Doctor.
4# Tried playing leapfrog once. Sprained my wrist.
5# Used to hang upside down from the small bar in the middle of my swingset. Fell face first. Had a huge shiner.
Those I can blame on my youth.

1# I was taking a shortcut under industrial shelving at work and came up to fast almost knocked myself out.
2# I've multiple times opened a cabinet door then smacked hit my head on the doorframe bending down and back under. Stupid
3# In my early 20's newly married took up roller blading. Went out with my husband who used to skateboard. You see where this is going? Yes he had me doing jumps. So brave me comes barreling down a sidewalk to jump off. Only to have my legs shoot out in front of me and land full force on my tailbone. My husband laughing his *kitten* off while I'm in tears. I had to sit on a pillow for months. My partner at work lifted things for me. I bruised from tailbone to mid back. Again didn't go to a Doctor - they can't set a tail bone. No skating for me.

I broke my collar bone while being born.....true story

- I refuse to take responsibility for it though.

Broke my toe a few months ago running up the stairs and trying o take more than one at a time. Didn't quite make it and slammed my toe into the back of one step.

Back when I was in hs my badminton partner in gym was so bad and I called getting a shot and she sang anyways, hit me in the nose and I got a black eye.

During a heavy bag workout at my boxing gym, I threw a hook and I guess my glove came at the bag at a weird angle, and at just the right speed. My glove deflected off the bag and I ended up punching myself in the face. No serious injuries, but my pride took a hit....no pun intended. :embarassed:

In 4th grade I trip over my untied shoe strings and fractured my left wrist. Sad thing about it was it wasn't my first fracture. Fractured my right wrist in 2nd. And about a year ago I was walking along the sidewalk and stepped off the sidewalk without realizing and wound up busting my knee.

I was trying to show off to my wife that I could do a head stand on my elbows like they do in yoga. No problem with the head stand. Then I tried to "L" my leg out. Pain shot down my low back. Anyway for the next 3 weeks, I could bare bend over. Crocs were my friend for that time.

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At a large trail ride in Minnesota, I used a mix of skin-so-soft and rubbing alcohol on my horse to keep the mosquitoes at bay (they hate the smell). Just as I got done, someone wanted to ride the horses across the river, so I jumped on...and smoothly slipped right off the other side and bruised my tailbone upon landing in the dirt!

I broke my foot while chasing a deer because I wanted to pet it. No, I wasn't drunk. The deer just looked so soft and friendly so I wanted to pet her and she ran away. I tripped on a rock or something and caught myself with my foot rolling under me and fracturing some of the bones. It was all good fun.