best pickup lines.....

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Wendi_S
Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
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What's the best pickup line someone has tried to use on you? The cheesiest? Did they work?

For me- the best- Just a simple 'hi my name is'

The cheesiest- I've been a bad bad boy, will you spank me and put me in the corner? A couple more drinks and I might have taken him up on it!!

The first one usually works- unless of course his next line is - I've been a bad bad boy...... lol
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  • IndyRick
    IndyRick Posts: 172
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    "I've got a AARP card and can get discounts"!!!!
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
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    "I've got a AARP card and can get discounts"!!!!

    That's hilarious!!!!
  • tiffsNEWlife
    tiffsNEWlife Posts: 145
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    "I've got a AARP card and can get discounts"!!!!

    That's great!!:happy:

    Mine would be, "Did it hurt?" followed by "when you fell from heaven"
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Worst: "You're an angel dropped from heaven." Uh... sorry. I'm an atheist. :laugh:

    I agree, the best are simple and straightforward. "Hi, my name is..." Although my husband answered my online personal ad by saying, "I think you might be stranger than me..." It's been 11 years, and the jury's still out on that. But I certainly love a guy who not only acknowledges, but appreciates, my oddities! :love:
  • McBody
    McBody Posts: 1,703 Member
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    My favorite is...

    "Do you like water? Well then, you'll like at least 70% of my body."
  • Pattilynne
    Pattilynne Posts: 61
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    I work in a call center... pickup lines happen all day... the best one was "i like your voice, you wanna look me up on facebook?"
  • innerfashionista
    innerfashionista Posts: 451 Member
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    It wasn't me, but I heard this one.

    Guy: Hey, see that girl over there? She totally wants to go home with me. What do you think about that?
  • newmein2011
    newmein2011 Posts: 22
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    One that go tme was: "Where have you been all my life?" LOL!
  • iamdesiderata
    iamdesiderata Posts: 95 Member
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    Hahahaha the AARP pick up line is great!

    I heard a cheesy one last night - If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  • petithamu
    petithamu Posts: 582 Member
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    "I've got a AARP card and can get discounts"!!!!

    Okay, that one will win me over any day! Whahaha, awesome.

    Someone said this to me when I first moved to London: 'So, you're an Yank, huh? You wanna experience some true English hospitality and snog in the back?'

    Me: That sounds gross...what's snog?
  • Kminor67
    Kminor67 Posts: 900 Member
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    The worst one ever used on me was, "Who are you here with?" And I replied, "Mark." and he said, "Not anymore, you're here with me now." I just replied, "in your wettest dreams!" and walked away.

    I think the best pickup line a guy could use is, "Hi! I'm <insert name here>. What's your name?"
  • k8smama
    k8smama Posts: 48
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    Best pick up line ever..."So, if I asked you out to lunch, would you say yes?" It was the delivery, so sweet and cute and shy, I said yes and married him a year and a half later. :heart:
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
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    Boy: Hey
    Girl: Hi
    Boy: Can you do me a favor?
    Girl: huh, I guess
    Boy: Just touch the sleeve of my shirt...
    Girl: hmmmmm......ok
    Boy: You feel it?
    Girl: um..yea
    Boy: Boyfriend Material that!! ;)
  • lesley1981
    lesley1981 Posts: 329 Member
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    The worst chat up line that was ever used on me was soooo ling winded and went something like:
    "You know how when you're looking for something you can never find it, then when you stop looking you'll find exactly what it was you were looking for all along? Well congratulations, you found me!"

    If I remember correctly, I gave him a strange look, turned on my heels and walked off leaving him standing there!

    There's also the old "Have you heard of a fella called Robbie Williams... He's my cousin"

    I met my current boyfriend at a house party, we got talking, I thought nothing of it, and he grabbed my hand! No lines, just honesty and persistance.
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
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    Boy: Hey
    Girl: Hi
    Boy: Can you do me a favor?
    Girl: huh, I guess
    Boy: Just touch the sleeve of my shirt...
    Girl: hmmmmm......ok
    Boy: You feel it?
    Girl: um..yea
    Boy: Boyfriend Material that!! ;)

    I thought for sure you'd use a gamer pick up line lol
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Jeez,I don`t think anyone has ever tried a pickup line on me.










    :grumble:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    "do you have a stalker yet?"
  • curleesam
    curleesam Posts: 462 Member
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    Not really a fan of chat up lines as they are all cheesy. The worst I heard (as in the most insulting) was "nice legs, what time do they open?" followed by me slapping him across the face! Another one, "Nice outfit but it would look even nicer on my bedroom floor"

    Unfortunately English guys seem to think it's a pre-requisite...
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
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    Boy: Hey
    Girl: Hi
    Boy: Can you do me a favor?
    Girl: huh, I guess
    Boy: Just touch the sleeve of my shirt...
    Girl: hmmmmm......ok
    Boy: You feel it?
    Girl: um..yea
    Boy: Boyfriend Material that!! ;)

    I thought for sure you'd use a gamer pick up line lol
    .

    Like "fancy coming back to mine for a bit of Black ops.....I've got the new map pack...;) ;)" would EVER work!!! hahaha
  • curleesam
    curleesam Posts: 462 Member
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    Jeez,I don`t think anyone has ever tried a pickup line on me.

    :grumble:

    Thats because you are a man!!

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