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◦What do you call a blind dinosaur?
◦An Idontthinkhesaurus
◦An Idontthinkhesaurus
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whats the piggest pencil in the world/
Pennsylvania.............pretty bad, lol,.............0 -
HAHAHAHA........that is awesome, the kind of jokes I love!!!!so good0
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what did the atlantic ocean say to the pacific? nothing he just waved.0
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111lbs is impressive
whats the piggest pencil in the world/
Pennsylvania.............pretty bad, lol,.............0 -
What's the longest word in the world?
Smiles. There's a mile between the first and last letters.0 -
What's black and white and read all over.....a newspaper
What's black and white and red all over....an embarrassed Zebra0 -
How do you keep a moron in suspense?0
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How do you keep a moron in suspense?
How??? How???? Tell me!!!!!!!0 -
-"Knock knock"
-"Who's there?"
-"Interrupting cow"
-"Interrupti..."
-"Mooooo!"0 -
-"Knock knock"
-"Who's there?"
-"Interrupting cow"
-"Interrupti..."
-"Mooooo!"
You just made my 9-year-old crack up! :laugh: :flowerforyou:0 -
This site is very funny
For some reason the only joke I ever remember is:
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Answer: snowballs0 -
What do you do when you break your toe?
Call a "toe" truck.
Only joke I remember cause it was my mom's favorite, cracked her up every time.0 -
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"0
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2 eggs, 2 strips of bacon, and 2 pancakes walk into a bar...bartenender looks up and says sorry we don't serve breakfast.0
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"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"I eat mop"
"I eat mop who?"
...you'll figure it out lol.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
"Ouch."
"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
and then you just don't say anything.
That one always makes me laugh ahha..
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"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Woo"
"Woo Who?"
"What are you so excited for? It's only a joke."
Lol. :]0 -
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fshhhhhh.0 -
How does Gaga like her meat??
Rawww rawww RAWRAWRAWWW0 -
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"I eat mop"
"I eat mop who?"
Read this slowly 10 times
"EYE ARE SOFA KING WE TODD DID"0 -
How does Gaga like her meat??
Rawww rawww RAWRAWRAWWW0 -
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
That one cracked me up. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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