bad jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.0 -
(This is my only joke...and I'm an English teacher.... you've been forewarned)
It looks like Christmas will be postponed this year. The elves are on strike, renegotiating their contract.
(beat)
They want to be known as subordinate clauses.0 -
A man called the fire station in a panic. "Come quickly!" he said. "My house is burning down!"
"Okay," said the fireman. "How do we get to your house?"
"What? You mean you don't have those shiny red trucks anymore?!"
(Yes, that was lame... I shall now go hide in shame.)0 -
A bear walked into a bar. He said to the bartender, "I'll have a rum and........... coke." The bartender asked, "What's with the big pause?" "What, these?" the bear asked. "I've always had them."0
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Q - How do you catch a squirrel??
A - Climb a tree and act like a nut. *ba-dum-dum*0 -
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"I eat mop"
"I eat mop who?"
Read this slowly 10 times
"EYE ARE SOFA KING WE TODD DID"
a brown probe0 -
Q - How do you catch a squirrel??
A - Climb a tree and act like a nut. *ba-dum-dum*0 -
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elefino. (Read it out loud.)0 -
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
U-nique up on him!
How do you catch a tame tiger?
the tame way!0 -
these are great0
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Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.0 -
why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
He wanted to see time fly............
What kind of dog keeps track of time?
A watch dog........
pretty bad, huh?0 -
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?
You take the "S" out of Safe and the "F" out of Way...0 -
haha so funny
Q - wanna here a dirty joke???
a - white horse fell in mud
Q - wanna here another?
A - he fell again!
lol:blushing:0 -
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?
You take the "S" out of Safe and the "F" out of Way...
no takers? Nobody notices that There is no F in Way....
LOL
no F'in way...0 -
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome!0 -
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I'm dressing.0 -
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I'm dressing.
Very cute!0 -
the only ones I know will get the thread shut down lol0
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Bad jokes and anti jokes, my fav!!!
-Whats green and has wheels?
-Grass, I lied about the wheels.0
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