best pickup lines.....
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Best pick up line: "Hi"
Worst: "Hey Girl, come here".
Ridiculousity!0 -
I recently had a guy come up to me in a pub....he licked his finger then wiped it on my jacket (eeeeeuuuuugh!!!), followed by the line
'I think we should go somewhere and get you out of those wet clothes'
I did find it mildly amusing.....but not enough to take him up on his kind offer!
Another line a friend of mine actually used on a girl was
him: What's the difference between a penis (he actually used a much ruder word) and a sausage roll
her: errrr...I don't know
him: really, you don't know?! well in that case do you want to go on a picnic?
The first one is hilarious.
I think that pretty much proves to my American friends that all English blokes are in fact sod all like Hugh Grant! haha0 -
I had a friend in the Army that would walk up to the hottest woman in Frankfurt and say "you are beautiful...look at those tits. wanna f@#k?" he got slapped a lot, but never went home alone.0
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Was handed a twenty dollar bill with a phone number written on it and he said, "Call me and I'll let you buy me lunch. " Really liked that one.0
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Being a redhead, I get the "does the carpet match the drapes" line often. :laugh:
And the there was this one time.... Oh baby, you look like you could use a nice spanking.............:noway: :laugh: That one was like WTF...0 -
When I was in the Air Force my boss asked me if I wanted to go "halfsies" on a baby!!!!! Talk about sexual harassment, eh? :blushing:0
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Boy-"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
Girl-"what?"
Boy-"My Zipper"0 -
Being a redhead, I get the "does the carpet match the drapes" line often. :laugh:
And the there was this one time.... Oh baby, you look like you could use a nice spanking.............:noway: :laugh: That one was like WTF...
Oh I forgot, I did once get a redheads number by telling her: "Is it true what they say?"
Her: "what's that?"
Me: "That there's no point sleeping with blondes or brunettes when you can stay up all night with a redhead?"
Her: (laughs) "call me and maybe you'll find out"
That one took a lot of balls on my part but I had lots of liquid courage working for me.0 -
:laugh: Oh Chuck, you crack me up!
I have another one...I'm from Georgia so the peach thing comes up too alot.
"Oh you're a Georgia peach huh?"
Yeah...
"I'd like to see if you taste as sweet and juicy as one" :noway: :laugh: how lame and creepy is that??0 -
Wanna **** actually works.0
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Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?:sick:
ooops just almost :laugh: spit my drink on the monitor0 -
Ok, Local club with my ladies, this guy really needed a manual for approaching women...
He was chatting me up, and I was being polite, he said he liked sweet drinks (he was drinking rum and coke.) Then the genius asked me to put my tongue in his drink, said I was pure sugar.0 -
Some dude told me once that I was hot enough to melt hell. It might have worked if I wasn't married at the time.
My all time favorite though was when I asked a customer for his phone number to put in the computer system, and he said "only if I can have yours." What he didn't know was that my husband who had come to pick me up that day was standing right next to him!!!:laugh: :laugh: Good thing my hubba has a good sense of humor! He told him that he couldn't have my phone number because he gets jealous when I go out with other guys!:laugh: That customer and I still laugh about it, and the two of them go fishing together now!:laugh:0 -
I never had any cheesy pickup lines. But I never really went out to be picked up :laugh:
These are great though!
My husband won me over with his witty utterance of "uh....hey".0 -
Boy-"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
Girl-"what?"
Boy-"My Zipper"
O.
M.
G.
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I'd had spit my drink on him from laughing so hard :laugh:0 -
hey baby i might not be the hottest guy here but im the only one talking to you
(never had it said to me but i had a guy friend that would say it to girls)
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To which my reply would be, "I'm gay, *kitten*."
Guess he likes women with low self esteem? LOL!0 -
:laugh: Oh Chuck, you crack me up!
I have another one...I'm from Georgia so the peach thing comes up too alot.
"Oh you're a Georgia peach huh?"
Yeah...
"I'd like to see if you taste as sweet and juicy as one" :noway: :laugh: how lame and creepy is that??
Wow, that's extra-special creepy0 -
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?:sick:
I think the worst was, "wanna go halfsies on a baby?"0 -
These are all awesome!! Made my day at work not as painful lol!!0
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hot enough to melt hell? holy crap that's funny.0
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