best pickup lines.....

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  • rnroadrunner
    rnroadrunner Posts: 402 Member
    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?:sick:

    ooops just almost :laugh: spit my drink on the monitor
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
    Ok, Local club with my ladies, this guy really needed a manual for approaching women...

    He was chatting me up, and I was being polite, he said he liked sweet drinks (he was drinking rum and coke.) Then the genius asked me to put my tongue in his drink, said I was pure sugar.
  • SoldierWife99
    SoldierWife99 Posts: 75
    Some dude told me once that I was hot enough to melt hell. It might have worked if I wasn't married at the time.
    My all time favorite though was when I asked a customer for his phone number to put in the computer system, and he said "only if I can have yours." What he didn't know was that my husband who had come to pick me up that day was standing right next to him!!!:laugh: :laugh: Good thing my hubba has a good sense of humor! He told him that he couldn't have my phone number because he gets jealous when I go out with other guys!:laugh: That customer and I still laugh about it, and the two of them go fishing together now!:laugh:
  • That_Girl
    That_Girl Posts: 1,324 Member
    I never had any cheesy pickup lines. But I never really went out to be picked up :laugh:

    These are great though!

    My husband won me over with his witty utterance of "uh....hey".
  • That_Girl
    That_Girl Posts: 1,324 Member
    Boy-"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
    Girl-"what?"
    Boy-"My Zipper"

    O.
    M.
    G.

    :laugh:

    I'd had spit my drink on him from laughing so hard :laugh:
  • That_Girl
    That_Girl Posts: 1,324 Member
    hey baby i might not be the hottest guy here but im the only one talking to you

    (never had it said to me but i had a guy friend that would say it to girls)

    :laugh:

    To which my reply would be, "I'm gay, *kitten*."

    Guess he likes women with low self esteem? LOL!
  • ChuckgM3
    ChuckgM3 Posts: 302 Member
    :laugh: Oh Chuck, you crack me up!

    I have another one...I'm from Georgia so the peach thing comes up too alot.

    "Oh you're a Georgia peach huh?"

    Yeah...

    "I'd like to see if you taste as sweet and juicy as one" :noway: :laugh: how lame and creepy is that??

    Wow, that's extra-special creepy
  • amysj303
    amysj303 Posts: 5,086 Member
    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?:sick:
    LOL!
    I think the worst was, "wanna go halfsies on a baby?"
  • bkegurl36
    bkegurl36 Posts: 61 Member
    These are all awesome!! Made my day at work not as painful lol!!
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    hot enough to melt hell? holy crap that's funny.
  • Dmonique85
    Dmonique85 Posts: 112
    Boy: Hey
    Girl: Hi
    Boy: Can you do me a favor?
    Girl: huh, I guess
    Boy: Just touch the sleeve of my shirt...
    Girl: hmmmmm......ok
    Boy: You feel it?
    Girl: um..yea
    Boy: Boyfriend Material that!! ;)

    I thought for sure you'd use a gamer pick up line lol
    .

    Like "fancy coming back to mine for a bit of Black ops.....I've got the new map pack...;) ;)" would EVER work!!! hahaha

    LMBO@ Black Ops...my boyfriend is always saying corny stuff to me (only started after we began dating). Like is it hot in here, oh no that's just you...or Can I get some fries with that shake
  • CCSunlight
    CCSunlight Posts: 249 Member
    One of the guys I used to work with had a whole host of pick up lines. His most original was:

    "What 'screws' like a tiger and winks? ... :wink: "
  • meljordan
    meljordan Posts: 9 Member
    I didn't read through the thread, so this may be a duplicate...

    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
  • monstertwelve
    monstertwelve Posts: 102
    there was this one that was sooo stupid...all i could do was laugh!
    ready for it...

    do you like chicken?? well grab a wing!! (refering to his arm)

    yeah thats just dumb!
  • sissybarmama
    sissybarmama Posts: 9
    The guy I was with right before I met my husband approached me and said: "You look exactly like my 5th wife, and I just divorced my 4th wife".
  • monstertwelve
    monstertwelve Posts: 102
    The guy I was with right before I met my husband approached me and said: "You look exactly like my 5th wife, and I just divorced my 4th wife".


    tehehe this was funny!!! glad you didnt fall for it!
  • sissybarmama
    sissybarmama Posts: 9
    He wasn't lying about being married and divorced 4 times. And, no wonder. He always used to say that he never trusted anything that would bleed for 5 days and not die.
  • CalorieNinja
    CalorieNinja Posts: 645 Member
    I would give you my last cigarette but your already smoking (I wasn't smoking...)
  • JudoJones
    JudoJones Posts: 54
    there's been a couple commercials about pickup lines i've actually thought were pretty good.

    "how much does a polarbear weight? Enough to break the ice" HAHA

    or

    "Are you a parking ticket because you got FINE written all over you" outstanding :)
  • Karleyyy
    Karleyyy Posts: 857
    My favorite is...

    "Do you like water? Well then, you'll like at least 70% of my body."

    Hahaha never heard that one! Awesome!
  • milehighcritic
    milehighcritic Posts: 199
    "Just because our smart phones are not compatible doesn't mean we are"

    She has an IPhone and I have a Droid-x
  • nickyevans
    nickyevans Posts: 216 Member
    I vaguely knew my husband from the gym at work when we both went to the same night out. Towards the end of the evening he looked at me and said "I have to apologise I have noticed I keep staring at your tits - you have cracking tits". He still tells me I have cracking tits.:laugh:
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    I vaguely knew my husband from the gym at work when we both went to the same night out. Towards the end of the evening he looked at me and said "I have to apologise I have noticed I keep staring at your tits - you have cracking tits". He still tells me I have cracking tits.:laugh:

    That works, huh? Always been reluctant to try that line. With an endorsement like that, though, guess I'll have to give it a try next time I am at the gym.
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