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by Jack Handey......
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying."
And if he asks why is God crying, I think another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
oh, I love SNL
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying."
And if he asks why is God crying, I think another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
oh, I love SNL
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by Jack Handey......
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying."
And if he asks why is God crying, I think another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
oh, I love SNL0 -
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.0
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HAHA! But cruel too - but hey ho, its well worth the LOL's
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"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind."0 -
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Hey Jamerz!
Laughter does aid in weight loss and works the abs! Not to mention it just makes ya feel good! :drinker:0 -
If you ever drop your keys in a river of molton lava...let em go...cause man...they're gone!0
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"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You make me laugh! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
HAHA! But cruel too - but hey ho, its well worth the LOL's
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It made me chuckle, had to share!!! :bigsmile:0 -
"If you ever fall off of the Empire State Building, go limp because then people might think you're a dummy and try to catch you, because hey, free dummy!"0
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“The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.”0
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It's easy to sit there and say I'd like to have more money.
I guess that's why I like it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth. Wanting that money.
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"Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of
striking surface attached to the end of a long stick."
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If you ever drop your keys in a river of molton lava...let em go...cause man...they're gone!
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It's easy to sit there and say I'd like to have more money.
I guess that's why I like it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth. Wanting that money.
:laugh: :laugh: I almost laughed out loud and I'm at work. :laugh: :laugh:0 -
"If you ever fall off of the Empire State Building, go limp because then people might think you're a dummy and try to catch you, because hey, free dummy!"
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“The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.”
:laugh: :laugh: Where do you all come up with these?0 -
Sometimes, when I lie in bed at night and look up at the stars, I think to myself, "Man! I really need to fix that roof."0
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If you ever drop your keys in a river of molton lava...let em go...cause man...they're gone!
Yeah! got another Miss Smarty Pants in the house! :drinker:0 -
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.0
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“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting”0
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