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  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
    Something tells me that when Davy Crocket saw Daniel Boone and Daniel Boone saw Davy Crocket they both just burst out laughing.
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    “If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.”



    (AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!)

    They're all funny but for some reason this one just cracks me up more. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    omg this is takin me back to the good o' days of SNL love this one!!!!!!!!!!

    I needed this today LMBO!
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    Jack Handy quotes are great BUT....

    I've got a FEVER and nothing can help but COWBELL!

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  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
    Jack Handy quotes are great BUT....

    I've got a FEVER and nothing can help but COWBELL!

    cow_bell.gif

    YESSSSS!:bigsmile:

    More Cowbell! :laugh:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Jack Handy quotes are great BUT....

    I've got a FEVER and nothing can help but COWBELL!

    cow_bell.gif

    YESSSSS!:bigsmile:

    More Cowbell! :laugh:

    Okaaay, since you asked...
    MoreCowbell.jpg
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    Oh COME ON! I said, MORE COW BELL!

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  • alimassa
    alimassa Posts: 275
    Priest says to a small boy, please remember Jesus loves you, but everyone else hates you...
  • Kaybay37
    Kaybay37 Posts: 57
    “I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.”

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JeremyInvincible
    JeremyInvincible Posts: 264 Member
    “If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.”



    (AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!)

    They're all funny but for some reason this one just cracks me up more. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Ahaha, this is my favorite too!
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