best pickup lines.....
Replies
-
Boy: Hey
Girl: Hi
Boy: Can you do me a favor?
Girl: huh, I guess
Boy: Just touch the sleeve of my shirt...
Girl: hmmmmm......ok
Boy: You feel it?
Girl: um..yea
Boy: Boyfriend Material that!!
I thought for sure you'd use a gamer pick up line lol
Like "fancy coming back to mine for a bit of Black ops.....I've got the new map pack...;) " would EVER work!!! hahaha
LMBO@ Black Ops...my boyfriend is always saying corny stuff to me (only started after we began dating). Like is it hot in here, oh no that's just you...or Can I get some fries with that shake0 -
One of the guys I used to work with had a whole host of pick up lines. His most original was:
"What 'screws' like a tiger and winks? ... "0 -
I didn't read through the thread, so this may be a duplicate...
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.0 -
there was this one that was sooo stupid...all i could do was laugh!
ready for it...
do you like chicken?? well grab a wing!! (refering to his arm)
yeah thats just dumb!0 -
The guy I was with right before I met my husband approached me and said: "You look exactly like my 5th wife, and I just divorced my 4th wife".0
-
The guy I was with right before I met my husband approached me and said: "You look exactly like my 5th wife, and I just divorced my 4th wife".
tehehe this was funny!!! glad you didnt fall for it!0 -
He wasn't lying about being married and divorced 4 times. And, no wonder. He always used to say that he never trusted anything that would bleed for 5 days and not die.0
-
I would give you my last cigarette but your already smoking (I wasn't smoking...)0
-
there's been a couple commercials about pickup lines i've actually thought were pretty good.
"how much does a polarbear weight? Enough to break the ice" HAHA
or
"Are you a parking ticket because you got FINE written all over you" outstanding0 -
My favorite is...
"Do you like water? Well then, you'll like at least 70% of my body."
Hahaha never heard that one! Awesome!0 -
"Just because our smart phones are not compatible doesn't mean we are"
She has an IPhone and I have a Droid-x0 -
I vaguely knew my husband from the gym at work when we both went to the same night out. Towards the end of the evening he looked at me and said "I have to apologise I have noticed I keep staring at your tits - you have cracking tits". He still tells me I have cracking tits.:laugh:0
-
I vaguely knew my husband from the gym at work when we both went to the same night out. Towards the end of the evening he looked at me and said "I have to apologise I have noticed I keep staring at your tits - you have cracking tits". He still tells me I have cracking tits.:laugh:
That works, huh? Always been reluctant to try that line. With an endorsement like that, though, guess I'll have to give it a try next time I am at the gym.0
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 392.9K Introduce Yourself
- 43.7K Getting Started
- 260.1K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.8K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 415 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.9K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.6K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.5K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions