Kids Say The Darnest Things..

One of my co-workers has a son (about 5 i think)
Last Christmas he caught his son kissing an 8 yr little girl at one of the parties they were at, My cw takes his son Jr to the bathroom and askes him "Jr why are you kissing on that little gir, she's older than you" Jr says "Daddy she's really pretty"

Ok ok I have one.....so one day my aunt was talking to me, my sister and my cousin about becoming teenagers and such....we got on the topic of sex and my aunt made a statement that you girls are all virgins now and blah blah.....my cousin yelled "I am not a virgin ( she was about 11 years old)!" everyone was like-- yes u are! We all went back and forward a couple of times with yes you are, no I am not, yes YOU ARE!!!!! My cousin finally yelled, I am not a virgin I am a LEO! Hahaha we still laugh about that one!

My three year old wanted to know what was in the miso soup she was eating the other day, so my husband told her it was tofu, it is yummy and good for you. So a few days later I walk into her room where she and my 9 month old are playing, and I see the baby sucking on her toes. Immediately I go "Ew, Rachel, get your toes out of Roni's mouth, that's gross." To which she responds, "But Mommy, Daddy said toe food was yummy and good for you." I still can't stop laughing when I think about it.

On the other side, the embarrassing side, I was having trouble sleeping a few months ago, getting maybe 2 hrs of sleep a night, and my husband decided he was tired of seeing his wife look like a zombie and was taking matters into his own hands. So one day he came home from the liquor store with a small bottle of vodka and some cranberry juice. When my daughter asked what the bottle was, he replied honestly, "This is alcohol to help Mommy sleep." We didn't think twice about it until last week when we returned from a shopping trip and started unloading groceries in front of the kids and my mother-in-law. As my husband pulled out the bottle of rubbing alcohol my daughter, always curious, piped up "What's that Daddy?" "Rubbing alcohol." "Oh, that's the stuff that helps Mommy sleep." *i sink through the floor as i look at MIL's questioning face*

Oh yeah, last one, but truly priceless: We were having a really hard time with potty training my older daughter immediately after the baby was born (jealousy and regression and all that). After a particularly trying week with multiple accidents a day I scooped my daughter up in my arms and felt a disconcerting wetness. I asked, "Rachel, are you panties wet?" She just looked me in the eyes and asked in a matter-of-fact tone, "Mommy, does Cookie Monster eat cookies?" I think that is the toddler version of "Does a bear s**t in the woods?"

We were a military family when our son was small. The kid and I were flying out ot Salt Lake City to Atlanta to meet hubby for a few days. He was about 5 or 6 then and when the plane took off he said, very loudly, "My tallywhacker feels funny!" The entire section of cheap seats were in hysterics laughing.

Hahaha just remembered a really good one...a few months back i was really ill. I was in the bathroom when my partner came home, he asked our 7 yr old where i was, she replied, mums in the bathroom again. I think we will have another baby in house soon. My partner was white as a ghost when i came back from the bathroom, i asked him what was wrong and he said is there something you haven't told me?
lol poor guy scared him half to death

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