HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

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binary_jester
binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Staple pages in the middle of the page.

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

type only in lowercase.

dont use any punctuation either

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

Ask people what gender they are.

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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  • kelligonzales
    kelligonzales Posts: 391
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ROTFL
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    yes AWESOME
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
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    :laugh: Whenever my boyfriend writes me a check for anything, he writes "last night" in the memo.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

    Actually did that. Rerouted into a cul-de-sac
  • yanicka
    yanicka Posts: 1,004 Member
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    Love it!!!
  • Fesse
    Fesse Posts: 611
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    LMAO!! Too funny, I have tears from laughing!!
  • blondie_0506
    blondie_0506 Posts: 110
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    In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

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    My boyfriend's old roomate(still his best friend) used to do that when writing checks to my boyfriend for rent! lol The people at the bank would look at him very strangely everytime he cashed them! haha
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
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    Post a topic about eating back your calories or starvation mode. xD
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
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    bwahahahahahaha I have actually done a couple of these......
  • apetty21
    apetty21 Posts: 137
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    Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

    I have worked in both a drive-thru and a drive-in. I can not even tell you a) how many times customers would say "To go." and b) how ticked off it made me. Really? You want that "to go"? The fact you never got out of your car pretty much implied to me that you did not wish to come inside to enjoy your meal. People. :noway:
  • bbygrl5
    bbygrl5 Posts: 964 Member
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    Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

    *died of laughter*
  • OLP76
    OLP76 Posts: 768 Member
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    :laugh: I think I peed a little....:laugh: jk
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
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    Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

    Actually did that. Rerouted into a cul-de-sac


    I did that one! My kids wanted to play a basket ball in the street! It was awesome, my friend is a local cop so he parked the cruiser in front of one set. People were PI**ED. But the neighborhood kids had a blast!
    You are too funny binary! I love this post. Made my day!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

    I have worked in both a drive-thru and a drive-in. I can not even tell you a) how many times customers would say "To go." and b) how ticked off it made me. Really? You want that "to go"? The fact you never got out of your car pretty much implied to me that you did not wish to come inside to enjoy your meal. People. :noway:
    Every time I call Dominos I say I want to oder a pizza...like WTF else would I be calling about? The uncomfortable bump on my back?
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
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    Little Canada?
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
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    LMBO
  • Goal_Seeker_1988
    Goal_Seeker_1988 Posts: 1,619 Member
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    ***LOVE IT*** ROFLMFAO!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Or send them this link...
    http://j-walkblog.com/blog/docs/platform.htm

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