Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!0 -
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, He waits.0
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.0 -
Only Chuck Norris knows Colonel Sanders secret recipe.0
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Copy Cat! :laugh:
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.0 -
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom....there is no protection from Chuck Norris!0
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For the internet junkies out there...
"When chuck norris sends you a poke on facebook it kills you"
" Chuck norris does not need twitter... he is already following you. "0 -
Chuck Norris makes onions cry!0
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Bwahahahaha!0 -
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Chuck Norris had a wet dream once and 10 women got pregnant. :laugh:0 -
For the internet junkies out there...
"When chuck norris sends you a poke on facebook it kills you"
That's hilarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out his birthday candles, they blow themselves out.0
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I hope this one is okay.....
Chuck Norris had a wet dream once and 10 women got pregnant. :laugh:
BWAHAHA! I'm a tellin'! :laugh:0 -
Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now known as The Islands.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.0 -
Lol! Shannon, that was hilarious!0
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