You know you been exercising alot when....
misschoy
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....You have dreams with Jillian Michaels in them. HAHAHA. Not in a sexual way either. ;-)
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...you get an injury.:grumble:0
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HAHAAHAHAHA! :laugh:
about the Jillian Micheals comment0 -
you mindlessly bicep curl the groceries on the mile walk home ...0
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That's funny.....cause I've had a dream about her before too and not in a sexual way. I dreamt I was trying out for the Biggest Loser. Jillian and I became really good friends in the dream too. LOL )0
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...you get a cramp in your leg...while you're sleeping!!0
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when your toe nails are kinda bruised looking...
when you wake up at 5:30 am to excercise cuz you know you can't AFTER work...
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You get cranky about not being able to work out.0
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You can do half of the zumba dances and lvls 1 and 2 of 30DS with your eyes shut. :laugh:0
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When your hubby tells you were doing leg curls in your sleep!0
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...when proper form and breathing becomes part of menial tasks, like filing and answering phones...
...when you forgo your social life to work out instead...
...when you perform warm-up and cool-down stretches before and after using the bathroom...
...when you actually do go out, you put on workout gear by mistake...
...when you try to play off an *kitten* cramp trying to engage your glutes waiting for your oatmeal to cook in the break room microwave...
...when lasting longer during sex becomes part of endurance training for cardio routines rather than for pleasure...0 -
you carry a 30 pound sleeping toddler thru the mall, to lunch, for a walk...... like nuttin0
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When you are wrapping up the vacum cord and find yourself doing squats as you do it.0
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...when proper form and breathing becomes part of menial tasks, like filing and answering phones...
...when you forgo your social life to work out instead...
...when you perform warm-up and cool-down stretches before and after using the bathroom...
...when you actually do go out, you put on workout gear by mistake...
...when you try to play off an *kitten* cramp trying to engage your glutes waiting for your oatmeal to cook in the break room microwave...
...when lasting longer during sex becomes part of endurance training for cardio routines rather than for pleasure...
U NEVER cease to entertain me! that last one... totally me last weekend. HA! i felt bad about not working out sunday... so i decided to give the man some... and the whole time i was thinking... i wonder how many cals im burning!!! BAHAHA!0 -
-when u drive by the gym and ur son starts begging in the back seat to go to the y
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-when u actually dont WANT to drink bc u know the next morning u will have to work ur *kitten* off to burn it off, but u know ull have a hangover so u stay home instead.
-when u look at what everyone around u is eating, and all u can think of is elliptical... treadmill, stairmaster.
-when sex becomes super sweaty crazy sex... bc u know the more u sweat the more cals ur burning. ha.
-and my fave so far... when ur getting ready for work (dress up job) and ur so used to wearing ur gym shoes that u throw those on instead of ur work shoes, and dont realize it until u get to work.0 -
-when all that plays continuously in my head, from the time I wake up til the time I hit the sack, is the music from my Turbo Jam work outs!0
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your girlfriend reminds you that you study mechanical engineering and not sports ^^0
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I had a dream about Tony Horton of P90X - not sexual either :bigsmile:0
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You step on the scale and smile.... :happy:0
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...when you forgo your social life to work out instead...
^THIS! not good! (Oh, I haven't pre-earned my booze calories - should I go, should I not go? :noway: :laugh: )
oh well...:ohwell:0
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