Confessions.

I once imagined the person I was sleeping with was Hugh Laurie (Dr. House).

yummy!

YUMMMMM!

My husband and I had sex in our home while it was under construction but no one was around (I hope ) We have sex outside all of the time (in the woods) It is so exciting!

Confession: becoming fat made me super-creative in the sack!

NICE!!!!

I know, right?!

Oh and I used to work in a maximum security prison.

Did you learn any of that in the prison? :bigsmile:

EW. Just...EW. They tried though. To woo me. One of them would make toilet paper roses and "paint" them with Skittles. THEY LOOKED REAL. Also, when I was doing rounds, every time I walked by this guy's cell, he would start singing, "Heyyyyyyyyy thereeeeeeeeee Lonely Girl, Lonely Girl...." Every time. He's sing the whole damned song (VERY beautifully). There was a guy named "Merlin" who drew portraits of me, and they looked like ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHS. The wasted potential made me so sad. I don't know what they in particular did to get in there, but they were talented, and they could have gone far in their lives if they made better decisions. I know that much is true.

Then there were also guys who would ask if they could smell my hair. Oh, and the guys that would just stare at me from their cells and *kitten*.

They'd get jealous over me. They would be protective of me. I can see where some women would get into trouble in this situation. I really can. But not me. I got pregnant a few months into that job (NOT BY AN INMATE), and they expected me to continue to work in the housing units. I quit. I have about a billion stories from there. I wrote a zine about it called Odd Job.

Oh, here's a fun one. We could get some judgmental mom action goin' on:

I was on MFP today and forgot to pick my son up from swim practice.

I once left my sleeping son on the pew at church. I didn't realize he wasn't with me until I got home. I was mortified!

This isn't really a confession of mine but something very similar happened to me when I was a little girl. My parents, my sister and I all went to the mall one day and my parents took separate vehicles. I've always been a reader and oftentimes I would wander off to the closest book section, sit down and read until one of my folks comes to find me. This day was a little different as each one of my parents though that the other had me and proceeded to return home while leaving me, blissfully unaware, at the mall. It wasn't until they both returned home (about 10 miles away) that they realized I was still at the mall. Interestingly enough, I didn't even realize they had left me until they returned to pick me up. :laugh:

So im a bit backwards.... I know i like guys... im not so sure if i like girls.

I kind of want to date one... but if we get serious i fear that 5th date conversation.
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I had a friend in a similar situation. She identified as a lesbian and thought she might like guys too. Her problem with figuring it out was that she didn't want to, for lack of a better way to phrase it, lose her credibility with the other lesbians in town. Hate to alienate the limited pool of datable women in this smaller city.

I've dated both men and women (and now I'm engaged to a Baptist. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?), so I understand where she was coming from. The Community can treat a person differently if there's any ambiguity in one's orientation; make him or her feel like less of a true member.

I recently learned that my longtime best friend's husband is attracted to me. I am mortified, embarassed, and kind of afraid to be around him now. I have known both of them since I was a child. We go out on double dates and also on vacations with this couple. Now it will be very awkward for me having found this out. It came from another mutual friend. :frown:

Has he ever done anything inappropriate? Did he convide in this mutual friend, or was he just commenting that he found you attractive? My wife knows there are friends of hers that I find attractive. Doesn't have to mean anything.

I confess that while I make fun of girls when their thong sticks out, I find it hot still :happy:

I recently learned that my longtime best friend's husband is attracted to me. I am mortified, embarassed, and kind of afraid to be around him now. I have known both of them since I was a child. We go out on double dates and also on vacations with this couple. Now it will be very awkward for me having found this out. It came from another mutual friend. :frown:

Has he ever done anything inappropriate? Did he convide in this mutual friend, or was he just commenting that he found you attractive? My wife knows there are friends of hers that I find attractive. Doesn't have to mean anything.

I don't know how the conversation came about with the mutual friend. He has never done anything out of line and always is very respectful. So much so that I would have never guessed that he had this thought about me. I guess just knowing it will make me feel a little weird, ya know? I am trying to put it out of my mind.

Goin straight to hell for this one -

At 16, I snuck out of the house, had my bf pick me up. We drove around looking for a place to "hang out". Just so happens that on that very night, our priest was out of town...bf and I ended up at said priest's house, "hanging out" on his couch. Yep, I feel the lightning coming. Now, not only have I done it, but now I've admitted it, on a public forum.

Shame on me :blushing:

Naughty Girl !!!!

I didn't beat the original Super Mario Bros. on NES until I was a fully grown adult, and I literally cried tears of joy when I did.

I still haven't! :sad:

Confession: I dont' know what NES is. :laugh:

My favorite television show of all time was Charmed.

Goin straight to hell for this one -

At 16, I snuck out of the house, had my bf pick me up. We drove around looking for a place to "hang out". Just so happens that on that very night, our priest was out of town...bf and I ended up at said priest's house, "hanging out" on his couch. Yep, I feel the lightning coming. Now, not only have I done it, but now I've admitted it, on a public forum.

Shame on me :blushing:

Well, now I don't feel quite so bad... Your story reminds me of stuff I did as a teen. When I was 16, I dated a 20-year old guy who was in the air force and stationed at the base located in my town. I did this against my parents' wishes. After all, what does a 20-year old guy want with a 16-year old girl, right?? Anyway, I would lie to my mom and say I was spending the night with my best friend and instead I would go to his apartment and spend the night with him. Did that many times. On one occasion when my parents were out of town for the weekend, he spent the weekend with me at my parents' house. My bed was very tiny, so we slept in my parents' cal king bed. What a tramp I was! :blushing:

My friend and I used to wait for her parents to go to bed, then we'd climb out her window. We'd get in her mom's car, push it down the street and then start it up so her mom wouldn't hear it. We'd pick up our boyfriends and ride around until the wee hours of the morning. When we were through riding around, we'd stop the car before we got to her driveway. We would push it into the driveway so her mom wouldn't hear us drive up. Then slip back in the window and sleep the whole next day away. We were awful.

I used to pronounce colonel like colony but with "el" on the end instead of "y":) oops... that was like junior high though:) first time that came out of my mouth in highschool... I figured it out through peer reflection:)

I love little house on the prairie.