If I sit on my washer machine....

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  • Rainbow_Brite86
    Rainbow_Brite86 Posts: 313
    buahahah - this reminds me of the time when i was about 6 years old and my mother used to go to this gym called "Gloria Stevens" and there was this little closet-type thing that the kids would get corralled in and one time i stuick my head out to see my mother standing there with that stupid belt thing that went around her *kitten* that shook her whole body like, what, that's going to move the fat that's stuck and release it and it'll magically disappear :)

    Kinda bring a whole new meaning to " SHAKE U R BOOTY " ....Might be even better than the mini washers everyone is running to ebay for :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LMFAO
  • Rainbow_Brite86
    Rainbow_Brite86 Posts: 313
    I want to do laundry now bahahahah
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
    WELL DANG! it looks like im in luck! i dont have A washing machine. we have a laundry room that has three! all lined up together. does that mean i burn "extra calories" if i lay across all three of them?? hehe.

    Address please I wanna do my laundry at u r place :smile: wooooohoooo a 3 some :laugh:

    How about I give you ladies my laundry since I don't feel like doing it? You two will LOVE it!
    only if she helps ;)
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    WELL DANG! it looks like im in luck! i dont have A washing machine. we have a laundry room that has three! all lined up together. does that mean i burn "extra calories" if i lay across all three of them?? hehe.

    Address please I wanna do my laundry at u r place :smile: wooooohoooo a 3 some :laugh:

    How about I give you ladies my laundry since I don't feel like doing it? You two will LOVE it!
    only if she helps ;)

    Yes, and I hope I can watch! HA HA
  • brendansmom1
    brendansmom1 Posts: 526 Member
    Okay, I think I have burned 2,000 calories and got a heck of an ab workout with all of the laughter!!

    Finally, after scrolling through a ton of whiny, cranky posts on these boards today I find something that is educational. ROFL
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,422 Member
    Nicholas "after" he finishes the laundry

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    (his mug shot from being arrested Sunday)
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Nicholas "after" he finishes the laundry


    (his mug shot from being arrested Sunday)

    :laugh: :laugh:

    I'll have what he's having. :laugh:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,422 Member
    Nicholas "after" he finishes the laundry


    (his mug shot from being arrested Sunday)

    :laugh: :laugh:

    I'll have what he's having. :laugh:

    DONE. He was having too many adult beverages and a loud discussion with his wife, according to police.
  • jocelyne2
    jocelyne2 Posts: 271 Member
    Nicholas "after" he finishes the laundry


    (his mug shot from being arrested Sunday)

    :laugh: :laugh:

    I'll have what he's having. :laugh:

    For real .....ill take a double 2 go :happy:
  • JJtexasgirl
    JJtexasgirl Posts: 106 Member
    My gosh, I have no idea WHAT ya'll are talking about! Really, really, I don't...:wink:
  • KristenAnn711
    KristenAnn711 Posts: 783
    I'm not going to read through all the posts, but just gotta say I got pretty excited when I saw the Heading. haha.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    My wife just asked me if Harley Davidson makes a "washing machine". smiley-excited001.gif
    Suddenly I have a feeling of dread....
    Ted
  • breakingthecycle
    breakingthecycle Posts: 225 Member
    Welllll lookey here. What have I been missing?

    Risque threads being locked? Yep, my kinda part-ay! LMAO

    Looks like I have been hanging in the wrong part of the "Community"

    Carry on.....
  • chantel14
    chantel14 Posts: 128
    ok, so this is officially the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time! :)-
  • IamOnMywayNow
    IamOnMywayNow Posts: 470 Member
    My wife just asked me if Harley Davidson makes a "washing machine". smiley-excited001.gif
    Suddenly I have a feeling of dread....
    Ted

    Hehehe :)
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
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  • Cristy_AZ
    Cristy_AZ Posts: 986
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    best thread of the day!!!
  • IamOnMywayNow
    IamOnMywayNow Posts: 470 Member
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    Priceless!!!!! LMAO!
  • brendansmom1
    brendansmom1 Posts: 526 Member
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    Oh that is AWESOME! ROFLMAO :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • chantel14
    chantel14 Posts: 128
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    hahahaha nice!
  • avninjalette123
    avninjalette123 Posts: 129 Member
    lmfaoooooo I must have burned soo many cals reading this. I think it's time I do some laundry of my own!
  • coakes31
    coakes31 Posts: 32 Member
    Makes me think of the line from the movie Great Outdoors with John Candy....."Have you ever seen whiter whites?"
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    Oh my. It's late on the east coat but I have four kids so there's always laundry to do. Think I'll do a load!
  • live2smyle
    live2smyle Posts: 592 Member
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    hahahaha....I want to add this to my signiture lmao
  • petithamu
    petithamu Posts: 582 Member
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    Oh awesome....just awesome...
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    I didn't read through all the responses but this is the best thread EVAR! I was in such a grumpy mood from my neighbors waking us up so early and now I'm laughing and exercising my already sore ab muscles :smile:
  • JWeaser
    JWeaser Posts: 302
    GIDDYUP!! It's LAUNDRY DAY! Thought this thread was worth "reactivating" too. haha
  • Misskathryn00
    Misskathryn00 Posts: 47 Member
    and here i am, all sweet and inocent, i have no idea what you're all taking about....honest ;)
  • MarkNH
    MarkNH Posts: 65 Member
    If you use a coin-operated washer . . . is "paying for it" legal in all states ???
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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