Rectal Glaucoma

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  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    I just told my husband about the retinal glaucoma excuse and he said he actually had someone call in to him once and say "I can't come to work today. I was decapitated last night" :noway: He told him "you'd better be here in an hour of you're fired" Guess he was able to find his head since he came in :laugh:

    lol i think you mean rectal glaucoma excuse haha
    retinal glaucoma is a real thing i think

    :laugh: :laugh: Why yes that is what I meant. One day I will learn to proofread before I reply to things :blushing:
  • Vpirwannab
    Vpirwannab Posts: 22
    Explosive diarrhea is a good one. Nobody really wants to ask any questions.
  • codymham
    codymham Posts: 11
    I always say it's something emotional, like a break up or anxiety attack. I like to keep my employer on edge about my mental state. For one thing it makes the workplace really interesting and for another, they're too scared to fire me.
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