How do you know your MFP lover has moved on?

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  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?

    Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?

    Baby, the reason why I'm calling you collect is because it's going to take more than a quarter to express my love to you.

    I can see why she prefers you. *sob*


    Well that and because she likes this trick I do. This one that makes her scream. I show her, I show her, I show her. It makes her laugh and throw her arms around my neck.

    I bet it's just like heaven.

    Sir, I'll do anything for love...but I won't do THAT.

    It must've been love, but it's over now
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
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    Wait..we get these? I was never issued mine!
  • Fitnin6280
    Fitnin6280 Posts: 618 Member
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    If you have to ask... they have moved on... ;)
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,255 Member
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    When you're served with the Restraining Order
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
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    Glynn20 wrote: »
    When you're served with the Restraining Order

    It never stopped me when you tried to move on from me. :D

  • 0torque0
    0torque0 Posts: 362 Member
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    this post reminds me of a scene from the movie Hitch...
    "tell me what I did wrong?!?!"
    "you are doing it right now!"
  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
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    When they didn't send you the 'beautiful person' thingie Or they delete it when you send it... :'(
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    idgaf14 wrote: »
    Wait..we get these? I was never issued mine!

    I'm sorry, I took yours. C'mon, who thought idgaf14 was a real name. By the way? He likes to be the little spoon.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    sdfrcf wrote: »
    Glynn20 wrote: »
    When you're served with the Restraining Order

    It never stopped me when you tried to move on from me. :D
    When you read on the forum that they send PM's to other woman, that have a restraining order issued on your lover!! Bwhahahaha!! Oh Labels! I thought you cared!! :#:p
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    There ought to be a support group, I tell you what.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Joannah700 wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?

    Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?

    Baby, the reason why I'm calling you collect is because it's going to take more than a quarter to express my love to you.

    I can see why she prefers you. *sob*


    Well that and because she likes this trick I do. This one that makes her scream. I show her, I show her, I show her. It makes her laugh and throw her arms around my neck.

    I bet it's just like heaven.

    Sir, I'll do anything for love...but I won't do THAT.

    It must've been love, but it's over now

    Girl, you know it's true
    Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you
    Yes, you know it's true
    Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you
    Girl, you know it's true
    My love is for you.

  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    idgaf14 wrote: »
    Wait..we get these? I was never issued mine!

    I'm sorry, I took yours. C'mon, who thought idgaf14 was a real name. By the way? He likes to be the little spoon.


    Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    idgaf14 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    idgaf14 wrote: »
    Wait..we get these? I was never issued mine!

    I'm sorry, I took yours. C'mon, who thought idgaf14 was a real name. By the way? He likes to be the little spoon.


    Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!

    The lover was only gently used on days ending in "y". I'm sure you could petition the mods to have that lover re-assigned to you. I believe there is an application form on the support page.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    They are imaginary anyway so...

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    ...you just have to troll for another one
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »
    They are imaginary anyway so...

    200.gif

    ...you just have to troll for another one

    Nice gif. How many threads ya gonna post it in?
  • Christineclendaniel
    Christineclendaniel Posts: 367 Member
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    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »

    Well that and because she likes this trick I do. This one that makes her scream. I show her, I show her, I show her. It makes her laugh and throw her arms around my neck.

    Best quote EVER :)
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
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    Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »
    They are imaginary anyway so...

    they're not always imaginary :heart_eyes:
  • davert123
    davert123 Posts: 1,568 Member
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    OP - its when he tells you to stop stalking him :disappointed: Anything else is just temporary things getting in the way of your relationship, like spouses and stuff like that. Just keep persevering dude, you two will be ok.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    idgaf14 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    idgaf14 wrote: »
    Wait..we get these? I was never issued mine!

    I'm sorry, I took yours. C'mon, who thought idgaf14 was a real name. By the way? He likes to be the little spoon.


    Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!

    The lover was only gently used on days ending in "y". I'm sure you could petition the mods to have that lover re-assigned to you. I believe there is an application form on the support page.

    I get the impression you broke my lover. :angry:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    davert123 wrote: »
    OP - its when he tells you to stop stalking him :disappointed: Anything else is just temporary things getting in the way of your relationship, like spouses and stuff like that. Just keep persevering dude, you two will be ok.

    This seems legit.

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