How do you know your MFP lover has moved on?
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Joannah700 wrote: »SGM_Adonis wrote: »SGM_Adonis wrote: »SGM_Adonis wrote: »SGM_Adonis wrote: »When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?
Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?
Baby, the reason why I'm calling you collect is because it's going to take more than a quarter to express my love to you.
I can see why she prefers you. *sob*
Well that and because she likes this trick I do. This one that makes her scream. I show her, I show her, I show her. It makes her laugh and throw her arms around my neck.
I bet it's just like heaven.
Sir, I'll do anything for love...but I won't do THAT.
It must've been love, but it's over now
Girl, you know it's true
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you
Yes, you know it's true
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you
Girl, you know it's true
My love is for you.
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Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!
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Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!
The lover was only gently used on days ending in "y". I'm sure you could petition the mods to have that lover re-assigned to you. I believe there is an application form on the support page.-1 -
They are imaginary anyway so...
...you just have to troll for another one0 -
Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »They are imaginary anyway so...
...you just have to troll for another one
Nice gif. How many threads ya gonna post it in?0 -
SGM_Adonis wrote: »0
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OP - its when he tells you to stop stalking him
Anything else is just temporary things getting in the way of your relationship, like spouses and stuff like that. Just keep persevering dude, you two will be ok. 0 -
Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!
The lover was only gently used on days ending in "y". I'm sure you could petition the mods to have that lover re-assigned to you. I believe there is an application form on the support page.
I get the impression you broke my lover.
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Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!
The lover was only gently used on days ending in "y". I'm sure you could petition the mods to have that lover re-assigned to you. I believe there is an application form on the support page.
I get the impression you broke my lover.
No. It very clearly says "Like Mew" is on the lover's forehead in big block letters. I know. I was distracted when I wrote it by some cats getting it on outside. But y'know...permanent Sharpie. So...mew.0 -
They stop sending me unrequested noodz
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when they wouldnt even bother to flush before taking noodz in the bathroom:-(0
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... So where is the sign up sheet or this?0
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Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!
The lover was only gently used on days ending in "y". I'm sure you could petition the mods to have that lover re-assigned to you. I believe there is an application form on the support page.
I get the impression you broke my lover.
If you want get with his lover, ya gotta get with his friends. And his Uncle Bob.
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When he says..We will always be friends then deactivates.0
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SGM_Adonis wrote: »SGM_Adonis wrote: »SGM_Adonis wrote: »When their husband tells you to stop calling his wife?
Dude, I just asked you to stop calling COLLECT. I mean who knew they even had collect calls anymore?
Baby, the reason why I'm calling you collect is because it's going to take more than a quarter to express my love to you.
I can see why she prefers you. *sob*
Well that and because she likes this trick I do. This one that makes her scream. I show her, I show her, I show her. It makes her laugh and throw her arms around my neck.
I bet it's just like heaven.
*winning*
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sono_master wrote: »
Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!
The lover was only gently used on days ending in "y". I'm sure you could petition the mods to have that lover re-assigned to you. I believe there is an application form on the support page.
I get the impression you broke my lover.
If you want get with his lover, ya gotta get with his friends. And his Uncle Bob.
Zig a Zig NAH.
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Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!
The lover was only gently used on days ending in "y". I'm sure you could petition the mods to have that lover re-assigned to you. I believe there is an application form on the support page.
I get the impression you broke my lover.
No. It very clearly says "Like Mew" is on the lover's forehead in big block letters. I know. I was distracted when I wrote it by some cats getting it on outside. But y'know...permanent Sharpie. So...mew.
I'm going to petition for a new one. A newbie who has no idea what I'm like.
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There must be 50 ways to leave a lover!
♫Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free ♫0 -
sono_master wrote: »
Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!
The lover was only gently used on days ending in "y". I'm sure you could petition the mods to have that lover re-assigned to you. I believe there is an application form on the support page.
I get the impression you broke my lover.
If you want get with his lover, ya gotta get with his friends. And his Uncle Bob.
*sob*
My uncle Bob is DEAD!!
I don't really have an Uncle Bob.0 -
AmigaMaria001 wrote: »There must be 50 ways to leave a lover!
♫Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free ♫
So...Lee has the key. Man, I shoulda known it.0 -
They block you.
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Well... people who don't give f*cks should get love too! I mean.. does the lover still work? Give it back!
The lover was only gently used on days ending in "y". I'm sure you could petition the mods to have that lover re-assigned to you. I believe there is an application form on the support page.
I get the impression you broke my lover.
No. It very clearly says "Like Mew" is on the lover's forehead in big block letters. I know. I was distracted when I wrote it by some cats getting it on outside. But y'know...permanent Sharpie. So...mew.
I'm going to petition for a new one. A newbie who has no idea what I'm like.
Sooooooooooo, demanding.
"Oh, I am MUCH too good for a like new lover. I simply MUST have a new one! MFP! *snaps fingers* Make that happen."0 -
Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »They are imaginary anyway so...
...you just have to troll for another one
Nice gif. How many threads ya gonna post it in?
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cakebatter07 wrote: »They block you.
Oh like THAT works. You can totally still see them on mutual friends' walls and in the forum. *waving to my evidently ex-lovah* Hi baby. Still on for Skype? Awwwwww, you know how I love your one-finger wave. I love you too, Snookle-bum-snifferette!0
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