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I'm a contactor for a big credit card company and when most of the employees have gone for the day I close my office door and spend my last hour of work, working out. I keep a mat and some hand weights in the corner. So if you walk by my office around 4:30 you'll hear me doing hiit or kick boxing0
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When there was that whole ridiculous uproar about Chick-Fil-A being anti homosexual, someone in my office brought in Chick-Fil-A breakfast and wrote a banner in marker and glitter celebrating "Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day". There were giggles and smiles. It lasted about 10 minutes, then some no fun sour puss apparently crumpled the banner and shoved it in the trash along with the food and covered everything up. It still gets brought up. Whenever someone brings Chick-Fil-A for lunch, it's always "Remember that time..."
It was me. I did it. We have a lesbian employee that gets tons of *kitten* from everyone in the office and if she were litigious, she could be an effin' millionaire, but she's patient and forgiving and kind to everyone and screw them. I did it. I hid it before she walked in for the day and saw it. I threw away someone's hard earned money, food that could have fed starving children in Africa and their $10 postboard/banner. I'm an awful person. It was me. And I'm not sorry.0 -
SuperVixen2B wrote: »When there was that whole ridiculous uproar about Chick-Fil-A being anti homosexual, someone in my office brought in Chick-Fil-A breakfast and wrote a banner in marker and glitter celebrating "Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day". There were giggles and smiles. It lasted about 10 minutes, then some no fun sour puss apparently crumpled the banner and shoved it in the trash along with the food and covered everything up. It still gets brought up. Whenever someone brings Chick-Fil-A for lunch, it's always "Remember that time..."
It was me. I did it. We have a lesbian employee that gets tons of *kitten* from everyone in the office and if she were litigious, she could be an effin' millionaire, but she's patient and forgiving and kind to everyone and screw them. I did it. I hid it before she walked in for the day and saw it. I threw away someone's hard earned money, food that could have fed starving children in Africa and their $10 postboard/banner. I'm an awful person. It was me. And I'm not sorry.
That was actually pretty nice of your to protect her. Although, I love Chick-Fil-A and it was a shame that you wasted all that yummy food!0 -
SuperVixen2B wrote: »When there was that whole ridiculous uproar about Chick-Fil-A being anti homosexual, someone in my office brought in Chick-Fil-A breakfast and wrote a banner in marker and glitter celebrating "Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day". There were giggles and smiles. It lasted about 10 minutes, then some no fun sour puss apparently crumpled the banner and shoved it in the trash along with the food and covered everything up. It still gets brought up. Whenever someone brings Chick-Fil-A for lunch, it's always "Remember that time..."
It was me. I did it. We have a lesbian employee that gets tons of *kitten* from everyone in the office and if she were litigious, she could be an effin' millionaire, but she's patient and forgiving and kind to everyone and screw them. I did it. I hid it before she walked in for the day and saw it. I threw away someone's hard earned money, food that could have fed starving children in Africa and their $10 postboard/banner. I'm an awful person. It was me. And I'm not sorry.
:flowerforyou:
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SuperVixen2B wrote: »When there was that whole ridiculous uproar about Chick-Fil-A being anti homosexual, someone in my office brought in Chick-Fil-A breakfast and wrote a banner in marker and glitter celebrating "Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day". There were giggles and smiles. It lasted about 10 minutes, then some no fun sour puss apparently crumpled the banner and shoved it in the trash along with the food and covered everything up. It still gets brought up. Whenever someone brings Chick-Fil-A for lunch, it's always "Remember that time..."
It was me. I did it. We have a lesbian employee that gets tons of *kitten* from everyone in the office and if she were litigious, she could be an effin' millionaire, but she's patient and forgiving and kind to everyone and screw them. I did it. I hid it before she walked in for the day and saw it. I threw away someone's hard earned money, food that could have fed starving children in Africa and their $10 postboard/banner. I'm an awful person. It was me. And I'm not sorry.
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I have two jobs so here goes
1. a) I work in retail and do two things. I walk around barefoot all the time. My boss is convinced that I'm gonna get a sensor tag through my toe. b) But the fun one is that everyone at work eats junk food ALL THE TIME!! It's always out on the counter and some days it drives me crazy. I'm the only one watching their weight and am careful not to eat all that stuff but some days it's a bit too much for me so I've started driving them crazy now as well. So now when they leave their bags of chips and cookies out on the counter, I close them up with sensor tags and put them on the very top shelf in the break room and leave out healthy snacks like carrots and cheese and nuts on the counter. They all know it's me and since it happens on a monthly basis, they are starting to learn when to expect it.
2. My second job is pretty laid back, and since I work for family, even more so. But, I bring in my Kindle or laptop and watch TV all day long. Really... all. day. long. I watch more TV at work then I do at home. The sad part is that I still get doubled the work done of the other employees and everyone knows it.0 -
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I anonymously put positive message sticky notes up in each stall in the women's bathroom last Valentine's Day. A couple of people were mocking them and I was so embarrassed I never owned up to it.0
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i plan my workouts and meals during the workday. sporadic 5-15 min romps thru msg boards, youtube videos, and online stores.
.....aaaaand i don't feel guilty, since i'm basically on-call 24/7.
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BinaryPulsar wrote: »SuperVixen2B wrote: »When there was that whole ridiculous uproar about Chick-Fil-A being anti homosexual, someone in my office brought in Chick-Fil-A breakfast and wrote a banner in marker and glitter celebrating "Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day". There were giggles and smiles. It lasted about 10 minutes, then some no fun sour puss apparently crumpled the banner and shoved it in the trash along with the food and covered everything up. It still gets brought up. Whenever someone brings Chick-Fil-A for lunch, it's always "Remember that time..."
It was me. I did it. We have a lesbian employee that gets tons of *kitten* from everyone in the office and if she were litigious, she could be an effin' millionaire, but she's patient and forgiving and kind to everyone and screw them. I did it. I hid it before she walked in for the day and saw it. I threw away someone's hard earned money, food that could have fed starving children in Africa and their $10 postboard/banner. I'm an awful person. It was me. And I'm not sorry.
:flowerforyou:
QFT
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knitapeace wrote: »I anonymously put positive message sticky notes up in each stall in the women's bathroom last Valentine's Day. A couple of people were mocking them and I was so embarrassed I never owned up to it.
Aaaw, I love that!!! People can be so not fun sometimes.
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SuperVixen2B wrote: »When there was that whole ridiculous uproar about Chick-Fil-A being anti homosexual, someone in my office brought in Chick-Fil-A breakfast and wrote a banner in marker and glitter celebrating "Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day". There were giggles and smiles. It lasted about 10 minutes, then some no fun sour puss apparently crumpled the banner and shoved it in the trash along with the food and covered everything up. It still gets brought up. Whenever someone brings Chick-Fil-A for lunch, it's always "Remember that time..."
It was me. I did it. We have a lesbian employee that gets tons of *kitten* from everyone in the office and if she were litigious, she could be an effin' millionaire, but she's patient and forgiving and kind to everyone and screw them. I did it. I hid it before she walked in for the day and saw it. I threw away someone's hard earned money, food that could have fed starving children in Africa and their $10 postboard/banner. I'm an awful person. It was me. And I'm not sorry.
That was really cruel of them to do, and you're a really nice person.0 -
I sometimes don't even change my clothes after my early morning workout before work... and if I do manage to shower and get dressed I usually wear yoga pants and bare feet. It's okay, I work from home.0
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knitapeace wrote: »I anonymously put positive message sticky notes up in each stall in the women's bathroom last Valentine's Day. A couple of people were mocking them and I was so embarrassed I never owned up to it.
people suck, this would make me smile0 -
Sometimes at lunch, I'll go into an attorney office that has a couch and take a nap!0
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kborton1122 wrote: »I roam the MFP message boards when I'm supposed to be working.
Me too! And I'm not even sorry
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On my very first job as a WalMart employee, I used to steal high-value merchandise that can be easily hidden, such as medications, infant formula, razor blades, apparel, camera film, batteries, DVDs, CDs, and smoking cessation products....and I'd resell them to people in our neighborhood for half price.
They nicknamed me "The Saint"...lol
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