New dangers found in DIET SODAS

There are posts pretty frequently with people wondering if diet sodas are bad for you.. well they ARE.

If you get a diet soda DO NOT OPEN IT! Throw it away. If you open the diet soda it will shoot out a needle and inject you with 27 different bad chemicals and you will gain 2 pounds per can you open.

The diet soda will then email itself to everyone in your phonebook (the one in your junk drawer next to your home phone) before turning on all of your appliances to jack your electric bill.

It will also flush the toilet every time you try to take a hot shower and open the front door to let your cat out when you aren't home.

Diet soda will throw red socks into your white washload, unplug your freezer, blow out your pilot lights, make skidmarks in your underwear, and poke holes in your condoms.

Diet soda is DANGEROUS. Please share this with everyone you know. If you do not forward this post to at least 10 people in the next 22 seconds then Diet soda will delete your entire internets!