How was your poop today?

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  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    I'm a lady. Ladies don't poop.
  • postrockandcats
    postrockandcats Posts: 1,145 Member
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    today...tiny, hard, rock-like turds that made me bleed :(

    Water and fiber FTW. :drinker:
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
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    Only reason I came on this thread was to see what tink said
  • nicolemtracy
    nicolemtracy Posts: 301 Member
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    Orange from home-made curried carrot soup yesterday XD
  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
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    right on schedule
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Only reason I came on this thread was to see what tink said

    Disappointed? :tongue:
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
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    Only reason I came on this thread was to see what tink said

    Disappointed? :tongue:

    LOL, no
  • ButtBagg
    ButtBagg Posts: 25
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    i dont think i even went today um
    ill go later ;D
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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    Trader Joe's Secrets of the Psyllium.

    That is what helps make the most epic of turds. Fiber is good.

    I became a sort of minor hero at work because of psyllium. I mix it in with a drink at work. "What's that?" And 9 out of 10 want to know where to get some. Although the health food industry has caught on to it and the price has gone up dramatically over the last 7 years. Great stuff.

    Organic whole psyllium husk fiber on Amazon for $10. Works wonders.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    I haven't pooped yet, but I just ripped one at my desk, which means someone's going to come to my desk needing something any second now. Yep, here he comes! :neutral_face:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Annnnnd...the kids got a hold of the computer.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    They were great!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Firm. Hit the bowl and made one counter-clockwise rotation in the bowl. Nicely tapered at the end. Slight fragrance of beef, herbs, garlic and Knob Creek. I'd give it a thumb's up. Very satisfying. Hoping for a similar discharge later this evening.
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
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    FIREHOSE.

    (eww)
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    Mine sang Christmas carols...
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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Not as productive as I would have liked. Basically that means I only went once. *poo pout*
  • KrzyGal
    KrzyGal Posts: 139 Member
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    Clean poop! One wipe and I was clear! B)
  • stonegirldancing42
    stonegirldancing42 Posts: 76 Member
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    Fiber doesn't always help w/the constipated, unfortunately. :(
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
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    Mine was like giving birth to one giant dirt clod and a hand full of marbles.

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