How was your poop today?

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  • HeidiCooksSupper
    HeidiCooksSupper Posts: 3,831 Member
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    Copious? Odoriferous? ...
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    patchwork_flute wrote: »
    Fiber doesn't always help w/the constipated, unfortunately. :(
    No doubt. You have to chug-a-lug the water like mad...then spend half the time in the batbroom anyhow.

  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    Pretty good, thanks for asking!
  • Jelaan
    Jelaan Posts: 815 Member
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    Moving ;)
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    Not as productive as I would have liked. Basically that means I only went once. *poo pout*
    Oh, oh, wait a minute...I think the coffee just kicked in. I'll report back.
  • Efflictim
    Efflictim Posts: 147 Member
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    Great, thanks to flax seed.
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
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  • crystallynnl
    crystallynnl Posts: 100 Member
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    not today yet, LOL
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
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    digginDeep wrote: »
    I pooped a squirrel. Thing was, it was still alive.

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    mmmmm chocolate squirrel!!

    Oh and my poops have been good had a couple -- a little loose though from the metformin, but getting better!
  • N2Couture
    N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member
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    ping pong balls!
  • mbailey423
    mbailey423 Posts: 141 Member
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    Just like the movie. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »
    I haven't pooped yet, but I just ripped one at my desk, which means someone's going to come to my desk needing something any second now. Yep, here he comes! :neutral_face:

    I had to quote myself, because right after my boss left my desk, the Staples guy came around my desk, bent over right by my butt to put a box down. I just hope it didn't smell. :cold_sweat:
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
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    Roaddog, I'm not even gonna quote you, but that was some funny *kitten*!!
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
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    wrkowt70 wrote: »
    today...tiny, hard, rock-like turds that made me bleed :(

    you need a fiber supplement or more leafy greens

    Eee, yes, and probably more fat and water in your diet.

  • BobbiTracey
    BobbiTracey Posts: 53
    edited October 2014
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    Have a read of this article, it gives some good information about signs if you are healthy or not depending on your poo. This article is definitely not crappy! (oh they joys of poo puns)

    http://wellnessmama.com/13023/poop-normal/"]
  • paulawatkins1974
    paulawatkins1974 Posts: 720 Member
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    smb0421 wrote: »
    Grow up

    lighten up
    Enough pooping and I will!

  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
    edited October 2014
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    digginDeep wrote: »
    I pooped a squirrel. Thing was, it was still alive.

    eastersquirrel.jpg

    "Sorry, I think i ate your chocolate squirrel..."
  • jkwolly
    jkwolly Posts: 3,049 Member
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    KrzyGal wrote: »
    Clean poop! One wipe and I was clear! B)
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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    smb0421 wrote: »
    Grow up

    lighten up

    Clearly, this post falls under "Chit" in the "Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games" portion of the forums...
  • sarahb2023
    sarahb2023 Posts: 17
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    :D Im hysterical with laughter right now at work. Thank you all for a very funny pick me up I needed to get through the day!

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