How was your poop today?
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Annnnnd...the kids got a hold of the computer.0
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They were great!0
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Firm. Hit the bowl and made one counter-clockwise rotation in the bowl. Nicely tapered at the end. Slight fragrance of beef, herbs, garlic and Knob Creek. I'd give it a thumb's up. Very satisfying. Hoping for a similar discharge later this evening.0
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FIREHOSE.
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Mine sang Christmas carols...
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Not as productive as I would have liked. Basically that means I only went once. *poo pout*0
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Clean poop! One wipe and I was clear!
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Fiber doesn't always help w/the constipated, unfortunately.
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Mine was like giving birth to one giant dirt clod and a hand full of marbles.0
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Copious? Odoriferous? ...0
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No doubt. You have to chug-a-lug the water like mad...then spend half the time in the batbroom anyhow.patchwork_flute wrote: »Fiber doesn't always help w/the constipated, unfortunately.
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Pretty good, thanks for asking!0
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Moving
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Oh, oh, wait a minute...I think the coffee just kicked in. I'll report back.PurringMyrrh wrote: »Not as productive as I would have liked. Basically that means I only went once. *poo pout*
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Great, thanks to flax seed.0
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not today yet, LOL0
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digginDeep wrote: »I pooped a squirrel. Thing was, it was still alive.
mmmmm chocolate squirrel!!
Oh and my poops have been good had a couple -- a little loose though from the metformin, but getting better!0 -
ping pong balls!0
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Just like the movie. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.0
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CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »I haven't pooped yet, but I just ripped one at my desk, which means someone's going to come to my desk needing something any second now. Yep, here he comes!
I had to quote myself, because right after my boss left my desk, the Staples guy came around my desk, bent over right by my butt to put a box down. I just hope it didn't smell.
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Roaddog, I'm not even gonna quote you, but that was some funny *kitten*!!0
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Have a read of this article, it gives some good information about signs if you are healthy or not depending on your poo. This article is definitely not crappy! (oh they joys of poo puns)
http://wellnessmama.com/13023/poop-normal/"]0 -
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digginDeep wrote: »I pooped a squirrel. Thing was, it was still alive.
"Sorry, I think i ate your chocolate squirrel..."0 -
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Im hysterical with laughter right now at work. Thank you all for a very funny pick me up I needed to get through the day! 0
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