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What pick-up line would you use on the person above you?
holagatita
Posts: 1,785 Member
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yeah I am wearing space pants because this *kitten* is outta this world ;P
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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.0
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Nice legs. What time do they open?0
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Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.0
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do you live on a chicken farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise a #ock0
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Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty0
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I could use an intervention0
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I'm gonna use my library card to check you out (Umm yes as a librarian I have gotten that)0
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If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.0
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Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection0
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I would lick my finger and touch her skirt and say, "Here. Let me help you out of those wet clothes, baby."0
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I've just had a really scarey moment...hold me?0
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U need batteries for your vibrator?0
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I'm a Great Mama!
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Nice legs. What time do they open?0
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If you were a booger I would pick you first0
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I'm not gay but PLEASE don't take my word for it!0
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I would do a Knock knock joke
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie....
Howie who?
Howie ever gona get it on?0 -
I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?0
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I would just yell BOOOOOOBS and hit myself in the head with my sneaker repeatedly while drooling0
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Thanks bro haha 0
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holagatita wrote: »If you were a booger I would pick you first
Hi. I'm Colin Kaepernick /thread0 -
lol well then yes sir I'd pick you first in a heartbeat0
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La_Malfaisante wrote: »I would do a Knock knock joke
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie....
Howie who?
Howie ever gona get it on?
Nice rack... (nailed it)!0 -
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you got a pretty sweet *kitten*0
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?0
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holagatita wrote: »Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Nothing else actually...thank you0 -
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-pealing0
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Look, you've tried for the best now settle for second place and let me be your trophy!0
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Can I be your Girlfrien??? You can give me the "D" later0
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I got NUTHIN that tops this stuff. This is EPIC stuff!!!0
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