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When does a doctor get mad?
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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
Nobody Knows
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What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits the windshield?
His *kitten*.0 -
How do you tell a boy moose from a girl moose?
By their moose stash.0 -
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Holiday time:
How come skeletons don't like going to clubs?
Cause they got no body to dance with.
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A Dyslexic walks into a bra...0
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How do you fix a leaky Jack-o-Lantern?
A pumpkin patch.0 -
I was so expecting something more like this...
This is good though.0 -
2 snowmen in a garden and one says to the other, "can you smell carrots?"
Its awful but I love it!!0 -
Very cute....keep em coming0
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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey.
(Kind of has to be said out loud in a pirate voice).0 -
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synchrony7 wrote: »What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey.
(Kind of has to be said out loud in a pirate voice).
Had to say it out loud but then I got it and cracked up.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta0
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