*rant* gotta let this out and vent

mrmarius
mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
edited September 26 in Chit-Chat
usually things dont bother me but lately ive noticed that im just too awesome for my own good. i mean i go places and hear people saying * wow hes sooooo awesome* then they follow me around like a celebrity. cameras get to flashing people keep touching me and its hard to just enjoy the simple things i just dont know what to do anymore.

it felt good to get that out!
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  • phahahaha ....ladies love him, he on his Cool J :D
  • SweetLe
    SweetLe Posts: 157 Member
    <---- Distraction by your awesomeness
  • Sasha_Bear
    Sasha_Bear Posts: 625 Member
    Dang you too? LOL:tongue:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: And so humble he is too.
  • MeliciousMelis
    MeliciousMelis Posts: 458 Member
    hahaha, like you, that was AWESOME
  • DyannAlvarez
    DyannAlvarez Posts: 162 Member
    My monitor caught on fire when I clicked this. Now I know why. :laugh:
  • adfranks
    adfranks Posts: 161 Member
    *blinded by awesome-ness*
  • marci355
    marci355 Posts: 292
    Too funny!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • fanceegirl75
    fanceegirl75 Posts: 620 Member
    :laugh: :noway: :drinker:
  • SoldierDad
    SoldierDad Posts: 1,602
    usually things dont bother me but lately ive noticed that im just too awesome for my own good. i mean i go places and hear people saying * wow hes sooooo awesome* then they follow me around like a celebrity. cameras get to flashing people keep touching me and its hard to just enjoy the simple things i just dont mnow what to do anymore.

    it felt good to get that out!

    Good thing there is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness!
  • NikkNikk78
    NikkNikk78 Posts: 14 Member
    Weirdo :flowerforyou: ....LOL
  • amymrls
    amymrls Posts: 1,673 Member
    bwahahaha
  • Angela4Health
    Angela4Health Posts: 1,319 Member
    ... my words exactly ... :laugh:
  • BeautifulArtemis
    BeautifulArtemis Posts: 641 Member
    I LOVE THE ATTENTION I GET TOO :p
  • freerange
    freerange Posts: 1,722 Member
    Wake up, wake up, your having a bad dream. :)
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    It almost hurts doesn't it? Left and right, day and night, I'm awesome... "Awesome" is so ordinary. I'm waiting for everyone to just stop traffic so I can wipe my *kitten*.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Well if you'd keep your blinds open we wouldn't have to stalk. :angry:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Some day I wanna be awesome like you too. sad030.gif
  • kristarablue
    kristarablue Posts: 702 Member
    Wow, that must be extremely difficult for you to hear. Unwanted stardom can be hard at best and excruciating when it is unwanted. I am sure there are support groups that you could join, but you might want to be careful, the tabloids will be after you soon, disguise will be your best friend. :tongue:
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    I feel like I have to pay you just to look @ your awesomeness
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I feel like I have to pay you just to look @ your awesomeness

    I have an open bartering system. My awesomeness is redeemable in forms of cash, credit, liquor, goods, and services. :bigsmile:
  • healthyjen342
    healthyjen342 Posts: 1,435 Member
    My monitor caught on fire when I clicked this. Now I know why. :laugh:

    LOL
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I even try to conceal my awesomeness, but it always leaks out. It's a serious problem.
  • Jackee357
    Jackee357 Posts: 37
    Well alrighty then Mr. Awesome, you're to hot for me! :love:
  • fh1951
    fh1951 Posts: 441 Member
    Wow, I think they even wrote a song about you:

    "I'm Too Sexy"
    ~Right Said Fred

    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts
    And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
    New York and Japan

    And I'm too sexy for your party
    Too sexy for your party
    No way I'm disco dancing

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I do my little turn on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
    Too sexy by far
    And I'm too sexy for my hat
    Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

    'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
    Poor ***** poor ***** cat
    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    And I'm too sexy for this song
  • If it's any consolation, I don't think you're so awesome.

    Oh who am I kidding? You're the shiznit.
  • chelekaz
    chelekaz Posts: 847 Member
    Hey you aren't called Mr. Awesome for nothing! LOL
  • damonmath
    damonmath Posts: 359 Member
    Just try to remember your underpants when you step out of the limo alright? ;)
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    I feel like I have to pay you just to look @ your awesomeness

    I have an open bartering system. My awesomeness is redeemable in forms of cash, credit, liquor, goods, and services. :bigsmile:


    :laugh: Hahaha...good to know ...& what kind of services do you speak of?:tongue:
  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
    finally a rant thread that i can relate too... not to say the other rant threads about TOM aren't good. I just have no idea who this TOM guy is...poor guy seems to be hated by the ladies.
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