1600 Calorie diet!? Seriously?

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  • Veil5577
    Veil5577 Posts: 868 Member
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    My hat is off to you and your truly ingenious sarcasm, OP
  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
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    I see what you did there. Courtesy laugh aimed right at you.
    FYI..I looked at cheese. Is there a chance of survival?

    Yes, rinse your eyes with lemon water.

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    No, really. That would burn.
  • heirloomtomato
    heirloomtomato Posts: 13 Member
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    Since we are to drink the lemon, then we measure it in cups, right? Or do we weigh it? And why do we weigh solids again?

    And really, where DOES peanut butter stand in all of this?
  • ithrowconfetti
    ithrowconfetti Posts: 451 Member
    edited November 2014
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    I really want to try this 1600 calorie diet out, but I'm afraid of rule #1.

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    How do I drink a villain? Do I measure in cups? Please help.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    jasonmh630 wrote: »
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    LOL
  • chadya07
    chadya07 Posts: 627 Member
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    i just ate cheese and carbs for lunch. carbs! and cheese! but it had a little protein. and it was lean. the crumpet with cream cheese and fig butter was delicious and definitely recommended. the carrot i could have skipped.

    also you forgot "you must drink 3 gallons of water a day"

    and if you dont like vegetables you have to stop being a child.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    What if I weigh the same as a duck? Wouldn't I then have to measure in cords, like wood?
  • squeepig
    squeepig Posts: 89 Member
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    What happens if I cut the cheese? :o
  • Tbaby1514
    Tbaby1514 Posts: 216 Member
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    You forgot that they shouldn't drink water either! Fish have SEX in that stuff.
  • Chickaboo2014
    Chickaboo2014 Posts: 136 Member
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    B) ROFLMAO
  • josul75
    josul75 Posts: 41 Member
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    I heard that diet soda's main ingredient is pure evil. It actually turns you bad from the inside. Is this true?
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    chadya07 wrote: »
    i just ate cheese and carbs for lunch. carbs! and cheese! but it had a little protein. and it was lean. the crumpet with cream cheese and fig butter was delicious and definitely recommended. the carrot i could have skipped.

    also you forgot "you must drink 3 gallons of water a day"

    and if you dont like vegetables you have to stop being a child.

    You're obviously dead already from the cheese and carbs. How are you posting?
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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    Tbaby1514 wrote: »
    You forgot that they shouldn't drink water either! Fish have SEX in that stuff.


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    Woah I never even thought about that, I guess thats why the sea is so salty!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    josul75 wrote: »
    I heard that diet soda's main ingredient is pure evil. It actually turns you bad from the inside. Is this true?

    I'll let you know after the exorcism.
  • N2Couture
    N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member
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    LoneWolf_70 wrote: »
    im 6'5, 228 and have lost 113lbs and i have mostly lived on a 1600 cal diet + burning 1000 a day with weights and cardio. I know your post is just joking, but it actually can be done.


    I accidentally (ok on purpose) eat above even 1600 .. by hmmmm .. countless amounts and yetvmy body is shrinking. Win. Btw OP .. too funny.
  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
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    chadya07 wrote: »
    i just ate cheese and carbs for lunch. carbs! and cheese! but it had a little protein. and it was lean. the crumpet with cream cheese and fig butter was delicious and definitely recommended. the carrot i could have skipped.

    also you forgot "you must drink 3 gallons of water a day"

    and if you dont like vegetables you have to stop being a child.

    Nope, you haven't been paying attention! Water = death. That's why you drink the lemon.

  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    What if I weigh the same as a duck? Wouldn't I then have to measure in cords, like wood?

    No. You are a witch and must be burned at the stake.
  • Allterrain_Lady
    Allterrain_Lady Posts: 421 Member
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    This is so true. Real things at stake here. Last thursday, I ate 1599.93 calories and my hair fell off overnight. To make it grow back, I looked on the internet and did what it said (cause Interent's always righ). I did one push-up and a half (don't want to bulk, I'm a girl) facing the moon at exactly midnight.
    I was hungry from the workout so I looked at cheese through google glasses (those filter the calories) while painting my toenails with limon juice.
    AM I SAFE?

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