What question do you get asked too often?
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everyday at work, Do you want some ice cream?
eat! you should have some, is only a little bit!
and all they have is rum and raisin, and I don´t like raisins.0 -
"Where is your accent from?"
Yeesh, I'm SO sick of that one. That and "How old are you?" None of your **bleep** business!0 -
RevivingOphelia wrote: »"what's your secret?" Especially since no one wants to accept the answer, that there is no secret!!!!!
Followed by "are those pink work boots?". Yes, they make pink work boots. And yes, I think they're awesome.
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Q: What are you training for?
A: Life baby. I'm training for life!0 -
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Has anyone ever told you that you look like Tony Stewart or Tony Stark?0
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Are you wearing coloured contacts?0
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I have a 4 year old and a 13 year old, the most common question I hear: "Why?"
I think my husband asks that a lot too.
My response, "because I said so" or " it will be fun."0 -
mystiquecal wrote: »"You're Asian. Why do you have an English accent?"
Just say, "Because that makes me double sexy."
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You are a doctor?... can I ask you a question?..
my best story about this. A few months ago I leave my house to go on a hike. My favorite form of exercise is wearing a heavy backpack and just going for an hour walk (ex-military and all that). had just started my afternoon hike, I am barely 100 meters from my house when a guy comes running out of his house ´ you are the doctor ?´ ( in spanish). I say yes and look back at his house, thinking maybe there is an emergency or something. When he gets up closer to me, he says, with an absolute straight face ´ I have two pimples on my penis, what could it be?'. So at this point, I am flustered and shocked, and without thinking, I say the truth ´ I can´t tell you without an examination´ and try to quickly walk away... but this guy, not to be deterred, at 5pm in the middle of the street, pulls out his penis.
I also have women frequently show me their private parts in inappropriate places.. but that is less annoying to me.0 -
You are a doctor?... can I ask you a question?..
my best story about this. A few months ago I leave my house to go on a hike. My favorite form of exercise is wearing a heavy backpack and just going for an hour walk (ex-military and all that). had just started my afternoon hike, I am barely 100 meters from my house when a guy comes running out of his house ´ you are the doctor ?´ ( in spanish). I say yes and look back at his house, thinking maybe there is an emergency or something. When he gets up closer to me, he says, with an absolute straight face ´ I have two pimples on my penis, what could it be?'. So at this point, I am flustered and shocked, and without thinking, I say the truth ´ I can´t tell you without an examination´ and try to quickly walk away... but this guy, not to be deterred, at 5pm in the middle of the street, pulls out his penis.
I also have women frequently show me their private parts in inappropriate places.. but that is less annoying to me.
Dude. You better be getting paid for penis exams at 5pm.
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Is your butt fake? Is your butt real?
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"How did you get to be so AWESOME". this is usually followed by bowing. .0
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prettychelly wrote: »Is your butt fake? Is your butt real?
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »prettychelly wrote: »Is your butt fake? Is your butt real?
and your answer is??????? You never said what the question was.
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Are you still in highschool0
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You are a doctor?... can I ask you a question?..
my best story about this. A few months ago I leave my house to go on a hike. My favorite form of exercise is wearing a heavy backpack and just going for an hour walk (ex-military and all that). had just started my afternoon hike, I am barely 100 meters from my house when a guy comes running out of his house ´ you are the doctor ?´ ( in spanish). I say yes and look back at his house, thinking maybe there is an emergency or something. When he gets up closer to me, he says, with an absolute straight face ´ I have two pimples on my penis, what could it be?'. So at this point, I am flustered and shocked, and without thinking, I say the truth ´ I can´t tell you without an examination´ and try to quickly walk away... but this guy, not to be deterred, at 5pm in the middle of the street, pulls out his penis.
I also have women frequently show me their private parts in inappropriate places.. but that is less annoying to me.
Dude. You better be getting paid for penis exams at 5pm.
Yes, because it would make the scene on the street so much better if afterwards he then handed my some money.0 -
how's it going?0
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"Will you just give me the goat/rabbit/duck/chicken? I'll give it a good home!"
It already has a good home. I SELL them for a reason, I'm not running a rescue or a charity.0 -
johnmurphymfp wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »prettychelly wrote: »Is your butt fake? Is your butt real?
and your answer is??????? You never said what the question was.
Lets just say I own this T-shirt, bought it for my 50th Birthday!!
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I get asked "Does the carpet match the drapes? way more than I'd ever want, and it's just not appropriate.0
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Were you sent from Heaven "UHGG"!!!!!!0
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... you're paying for this right? 'Cause I didn't exactly bring enough."0
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"What are you going to school for?"
Nope, just another 26 year old (with an accounting degree) who gets student discounts often.
Also get, "Excuse me, miss? Do you need help?"
Every time I try to work on my car. Every. Time.0 -
Should we have a safe word?0
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