What question do you get asked too often?

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  • KandGRanch
    KandGRanch Posts: 131 Member
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    "Will you just give me the goat/rabbit/duck/chicken? I'll give it a good home!"
    It already has a good home. I SELL them for a reason, I'm not running a rescue or a charity.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Is your butt fake? Is your butt real?

    :|
    Lol! Idiots!!! :astonished: I get that asked about my Boobs!

    and your answer is??????? You never said what the question was.

    Lets just say I own this T-shirt, bought it for my 50th Birthday!! :stuck_out_tongue:
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  • sljohnson1207
    sljohnson1207 Posts: 818 Member
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    I get asked "Does the carpet match the drapes? way more than I'd ever want, and it's just not appropriate.
  • rich347
    rich347 Posts: 508 Member
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    Were you sent from Heaven "UHGG"!!!!!!
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    ... you're paying for this right? 'Cause I didn't exactly bring enough."
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    PeteSede wrote: »
    Yes, because it would make the scene on the street so much better if afterwards he then handed my some money.

    Seems legit.

  • ehuschka
    ehuschka Posts: 47 Member
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    "What are you going to school for?"
    Nope, just another 26 year old (with an accounting degree) who gets student discounts often.

    Also get, "Excuse me, miss? Do you need help?"
    Every time I try to work on my car. Every. Time.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Should we have a safe word?
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    "Why you frowning?"
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
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    did you not see that stop sign?
  • moremuffins
    moremuffins Posts: 46 Member
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    "Are you sure you can/should eat that?"

    Oh the joys of being a type 1 diabetic in a type 2 world :(
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    "Are you sure you can/should eat that?"

    Oh the joys of being a type 1 diabetic in a type 2 world :(
    Are they sure they want all their teeth? :3
    Sometimes threats are the answer.
  • loribethrice
    loribethrice Posts: 620 Member
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    "Do you ever eat?" just because I won't order pizza and stuff at work and bring my own lunch.
  • SCV34
    SCV34 Posts: 2,048 Member
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    Why stop there, why don't you lose more weight? My current weight is 128 and at 5'4 I think that is enough for me.
  • ChrisM32205
    ChrisM32205 Posts: 218 Member
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    I am a cyclist, and on occasion I ride my bike to work instead of driving. Now that a few people have seen me do that, I get asked "Did you ride your bike today?"

    I think I've rode to work maybe 15 times in the past 5 years.. yet people still ask. It's like some people don't know how to start a conversation.
  • newlooknewme2014
    newlooknewme2014 Posts: 42 Member
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    Is that your real accent?

    I can do a very convincing English Accent been doing it since 3rd grade and pops out every now and then. People can't seem to tell whether or not its real. ^_^
  • cuteandfunsized
    cuteandfunsized Posts: 1,187 Member
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    "How tall are you?"
  • bob108819
    bob108819 Posts: 267 Member
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    "How tall are you?"

    How tall are you???