Why did you dump the person above you?
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He wouldn't let me drive his Jeep0
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I just couldn't keep up....0
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He wouldn't share the microphone0
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He played Scratch n Sniff with his scrote0
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He never wanted to take me to the XXX Theater.0
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She got angry when I didn't want to leave the XXX theater.0
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He preferred watching over doing! ;p0
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She kept stealing my yoga pants!0
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She refused to replace her ripped yoga pants0
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Found out she wasn't such a sweet pea.0
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Found out she thought my sweet peas tasted terrible...0
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he wouldnt play strip scrabble with me0
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He cheated at Scrabble!0
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She was cheating on me with siport! I caught them both naked and they swore they were just playing scrabble.0
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I think she was cheating on me
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I could get her to stay focused on one thing for more than, Hey look...a blue car!!!!!!0
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he ate all my blueberry eggos0
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she spent more time with the dogs than me0
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he didn't like that I was in a red bull addiction recovery group0
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Because as part of her 12-step program, she refused to do Red Bull Vodkas with me... I needed someone to really party with!0
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He showed up to grandmas funeral wasted!0
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She failed to have a sense of humour... Grandma was my drinking buddy. I'll miss her Moonshine!0
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He was in love with my grandma. Got her drunk so they could make out.0
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She insisted on letting her pet ferret Frank sleep in the bed with us..0
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i wouldn't shave0
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He wasn't a happy meal0
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She.... what were we talking about again?0
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Min power
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Not enough sins, too much trous.0
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