Why did you dump the person above you?

OhhNiff

She spoke the truth.

JBfoodforlife

She used a stunt double in the bedroom...

Phoenix__Rising

He stole Tada, I couldn't look at him anymore.

OhhNiff

I used a stunt double so I could play with my toys.

Elle, you never wanted to be adventurous.

Phoenix__Rising

@Niffer: I found her acting out fantasies meant to be ours with another.

OhhNiff

Yeah, that is something I would do.

You cheated on me with the milkman, then got pregnant and tried to claim it was mine!

Phoenix__Rising

But it had your beautiful eyes!


You told me I'm short.:grumble:

OhhNiff

You are short.

Phoenix__Rising

Time to break up ... again!


:laugh:

Michaelg235

she took my phone away

OhhNiff

But that means we get to make up.

Phoenix__Rising

I dump her, just for the makeup sessions!!

V0lver

kept showing me her colonoscopy video

Phoenix__Rising

Was not into my tail.

Michaelg235

ahahhaha ^


I don't know we're still going out

excusekiller

was jellie of his loss

the_summer_belle

He didz my twin

OhhNiff

I had a thing for her twin.

Michaelg235

she woke me up at 6am everyday

Phoenix__Rising

He left me in the night.