Why did you dump the person above you?

Spnneil06

she wouldn't support me in my endeavors!

therealblackdahlia

I didn't

territhefrog

They didn't like the Hunger Games.

Spnneil06

hated the hunger games...preferred divergent.

territhefrog

What's divergent??? We are going to have to talk about this break up.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I have found her dropping acid and licking the wallpaper when I came on one too many times

Michaelg235

too much rock music

Alisontheice

He wanted to act out scenes from Harry Potter books and I didn't want to

Michaelg235

Alisontheice wrote: »

He wanted to act out scenes from Harry Potter books and I didn't want to

ahahhahahha win ...

territhefrog

Alisontheice wrote: »

He wanted to act out scenes from Harry Potter books and I didn't want to

She wouldn't dress up like Hermione Granger for me.

vasairiah

Was into cosplay and I wasn't

N2Couture

For giving my clothes away to the donations.

lunalee84

For complaining about being made to convert to nudism.

N2Couture

Shining her light in my face each night.

scooter825

too sexy for me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Couldn't handle my Sex Appeal!

N2Couture

She quit sharing her funny gifs

territhefrog

She was high class and I like tractors.

Spnneil06

She wanted to take a ride in her big green tractor...I'm pretty sure it was something sexual!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always had sex on the brain!

mystiquecal

She said no to wearing her blue heels..

NickGEngr

I couldn't keep up with her lol

LiftsNHeels

Didnt know how to dance

NickGEngr

LiftsNHeels wrote: »

Didnt know how to dance

Hey I'm quite a good dancer lol

Building_Bulk

She refused to break it off with her boyfriend

N2Couture

He changed his mullet .. I loved that hair!

velocityc6

she wanted me to shave

N2Couture

He wouldn't shave.

Spnneil06

She wanted me to grow a mullet! Not my look!

WMDemetree

Not enough hair to share.