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    MFP Calorie Burning Calculations...I Can't Even.

    Posts: 1,565 Member
    edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
    Today I saw 287 calories burned for meal prepping...in 20 minutes.



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    • Posts: 1,565 Member
      TastesLikeBurning wrote: »
      There is also penis and vagina in the database as well. Haven't burned many of those calories lately.


      Are you referring to food logging or calorie burning?
    • Posts: 1,067 Member
      SGM_Adonis wrote: »
      Today I saw 287 calories burned for meal prepping...in 20 minutes.


      Maybe they were having chicken but had to catch it first?
    • Posts: 1,684 Member
      Wait!! What?? Wow!!
    • Posts: 1,565 Member
      shellma00 wrote: »
      Wait!! What?? Wow!!

      I think it was Meal Prep H.I.I.T.
    • Posts: 755 Member
      I saw giving blood once. 600 calories burned.
      Seriously, you cant make this up.
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      TastesLikeBurning wrote: »
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      That's food logging. Never mind. Why don't they have sex in the exercise database?

      Good question.. Im sure I burn tons more than I log.. LOL
    • Posts: 2,480 Member
      Meal prepping could very well mean lassoing, taking down, tying up, killing, and butchering a wild bull - that would give you at least 10 cals a minute.
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      Blacklance36 wrote: »
      I saw giving blood once. 600 calories burned.
      Seriously, you cant make this up.

      Think about it, if you were to donate a limb, you've now gone down in weight. Therefore your TDEE is now lower. So that means that the square root of 600 is donate blood minus 340 because do you even squat bro?

    • Posts: 3,731 Member
      I chop my veggies with all my might. Don't hate on my calorie burns!
    • Posts: 14,517 Member
      My favorite "calorie burning" activity is driving. LOL....
    • Posts: 1,067 Member
      TeaBea wrote: »
      My favorite "calorie burning" activity is driving. LOL....

      I drive up to 12 hours a day please don't tell me it doesn't count ;)
    • Posts: 1,565 Member
      I think watching my Cowboys play, while I wring my hands, shout at the TV, jump up and down, should count as a tabata workout.
    • Posts: 1,684 Member
      OH NO.. not a Cowboys fan.. hehehe
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    • Posts: 3,731 Member
      Riding the huge tractor-like lawnmower at my boyfriend's house burns a whole lot of calories. That's one of my favorite exercises!
    • Posts: 1,684 Member
      You two are obviously not rooting for the right team
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
      I admit to wondering what the appropriate log entry would be for "puking due to excessive amounts of alcohol and cigarettes".

      There is definite exercise going on there, and you can see the calories come up.
    • Posts: 3,731 Member
      For that matter, how about eating all of your food cold instead of hot? Wouldn't you need to burn more calories (units of heat) in the process of digestion just to warm the food up to core body temperature? Wouldn't it increase the thermogenic effect?
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