Why did you dump the person above you?
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she bought unsmoked bacon for me !!!!0
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Doesn't think I'm smokin' hawt0
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I foolishly didn't pay enough attention to her because I was catching up on SportsCenter.0
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He was too busy watching SC. I got jealous.0
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Temporary insanity. What was I thinking?!?!?!?!?0
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He was insane..danced around in a tutu and sports bra...hot in a strange way!0
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because I wouldn't go commando0
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he stole all of my underwear so I had to go commando! i got mad!0
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Because she stole my underwear0
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he had a underwear problem. He thought the lacy frillies were his, and I had to wear the box briefs! They weren't even my size!0
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The lacy tickles... I liked it TO much. So I stole her underwear and kicked her out.0
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sigh...i should have known better than to pick up a guy at Victoria Secret!0
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didn't like it when i ripped the VS underwear off her... had expensive underwear taste0
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My feet were too cold.0
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I couldn't figure out what to get her for Christmas, and I wanted to avoid the awkwardness0
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He was too cheap to buy me a gift for Christmas!0
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I could not afford her gifts anymore.0
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didn't buy me anything0
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She never removed her shades.0
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she didn't like my cat0
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Got jealous of all the guys hitting on her on the MFP boards0
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wouldn't pay for my popcorn0
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wanted to feed me popcorn, I was trying to watch the movie.0
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She stole my popcorn. It had bacon grease instead of butter on it!0
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i thought i was being sexy with the popcorn. trying to hand feed my lady0
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She made me choke on popcorn!0
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id give ya mouth to mouth
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She drove naked but wouldn't let me ride in the care with her.0
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forced me to drive nude with nothing but a chauffeur hat as she sat in the back seat!0
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Her job forced her to be Nude and I didn't like to share!0
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