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  • Torontonius
    Torontonius Posts: 245 Member
    I wish wine was 0 calories.
  • Tallawah_
    Tallawah_ Posts: 2,475 Member
    Why can't we pass a law prohibiting the sale of anything to do with Christmas before 1st December.
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    buckshot500 wrote: »
    It's cold. I want to wear a hat, but don't want hat hair all day.

    Have you thought about a beanie?

    Got a mani/pedi Sunday and I am just so not the girlie type for nail polish... 24 hours later and my nails are already chipping!
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    babason2 wrote: »
    Why can't we pass a law prohibiting the sale of anything to do with Christmas before 1st December.

    How would I get my hallmark ornaments in July then @babason2?
  • missyjane824
    missyjane824 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Turkey sausage
  • SheBeButLittleSheisFierce
    SheBeButLittleSheisFierce Posts: 690 Member
    I work from home, yet I still don't want to work tonight.
  • Mitzimum
    Mitzimum Posts: 163 Member
    why are there infomercials? i mean who the f*** watches them?! :open_mouth:
  • rosehips60
    rosehips60 Posts: 1,030 Member
    Laoch_Cailin wrote: »
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    Laoch_Cailin wrote: »
    Why is my wine not cold, its been in the fridge all day?

    Wrap a damp cloth around it, put it back in the freezer. It'll be cold quicker. Much quicker.

    Ohh thanks for this!!!
    You are a genius! By the way I saw a carafe for left over wine for sale in a catalogue, what is this leftover wine of which they speak?
  • rosehips60
    rosehips60 Posts: 1,030 Member
    LunaMischief wrote: »
    AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
    I've never watched the Godfather movies, because well, everyone says how great they are I don't want to be let down.

    Yaaaaaaay i'm not the only one in the world that's never seen them!

    Me either and I'm old enough to have seen them first run!
  • rosehips60
    rosehips60 Posts: 1,030 Member
    melduf wrote: »
    TastesLikeBurning wrote: »
    This is a thread about random thoughts. I'll start, thanks.

    I ate 750 grams of asparagus last night and my urine smells like a putrid dumpster.
    When I drink coffee, my urine smells like coffee...

    Probably should try the the auto flush toilet, it'll be gone before you notice it
  • N2Couture
    N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member
    This place makes me more hungry, I have no idea why I keep coming back. :\
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    At what point do I finally admit it's more than a cold and take my butt to the doctor?
  • 412lexiLEX
    412lexiLEX Posts: 276 Member
    "Everyone you meet... they're jammin' in the street...ALL NIGHT LONG..."
  • holagatita
    holagatita Posts: 1,785 Member
    I still need to get a winter coat
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    It's so cold in my office. Only one side of my body is warm and that's the side the heater is on.
  • magnum26
    magnum26 Posts: 356 Member
    I love hump day
  • LivingtheLeanDream
    LivingtheLeanDream Posts: 13,342 Member
    I dreamt about a serial killer getting caught but not in time to save his latest victim!! and it was flippin' gory!!!! what on earth is my subconscious thinking about!! it disturbed me deeply!! I'm not even one of those people into horror films!
  • 412lexiLEX
    412lexiLEX Posts: 276 Member
    I think I'm gonna get my hair colored in a couple weeks. I'm due. B)
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    I have no healthy snacks here at work.
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
    Ever wonder why men have nipples
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    snow is *kitten* on me currently
  • rbfdac
    rbfdac Posts: 1,057 Member
    I drank too much caffeine and now my fingers feel tingly.
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Do you remember the old NES game "Master Blaster?" I've really wanted to play that lately.

    This post made me think of that movie- Roadwarrior- Thunderdome, I like this movie
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Texas. ;)
  • scorpiophoenix
    scorpiophoenix Posts: 222 Member
    Just got back from a four day vacation; already planning my next escape.
  • Old_Man_McGucket
    Old_Man_McGucket Posts: 310 Member
    There is no value in the "self-evaluation" part of the performance review process.
  • fearlessleader104
    fearlessleader104 Posts: 723 Member
    Can I order half a beer at a bar to save on calories?
  • N2Couture
    N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member
    Popcorn is a nice way to indulge tonight.
  • ChrisHoffman72
    ChrisHoffman72 Posts: 708 Member
    How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
  • N2Couture
    N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member
    I'm wondering how many more surprises are in store for me today. :\

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