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    • Posts: 1,932 Member
      wish I could remember the name-but it was so bad I can't!
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      kersercar wrote: »
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      Even cowgirls get the blues.....saw that horrible movie too
      worst part is that was what I chose during an old relationship where the BF always chose the movies and in a rush at blockbuster i saw uma on the cover and went THIS ONE, only to be horribly shamed into never picking movies again. it was a sad day. decade actually, it was nothing but star warses and die hards forever from then on.
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      belle_reve9 wrote: »
      Transendence

      I avoided that because it had all the makings of a well-promoted, well-packaged circle jerk. I kind of feel the same way about Interstellar right now.
    • Posts: 153 Member
      Catwoman--I forgot about that box office bomb. I'm all for vinyl, but it was awful.
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      TheVirgoddess wrote: »
      Does anyone else feel the overwhelming need to watch the horrible movies they haven't seen yet?

      Me!
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      This ---- Zombie *kitten*: The Toilet of the Dead (it is an actual movie)

      imdb.com/title/tt2061869/

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      Mission To Mars featuring Gary Sinise and Don Cheadle. Two great actors in one gigantic pile of trash!
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      jasonmh630 wrote: »
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      Sorry, bud! Just hated it. To each their own.

      HATING TREMORS?!?!!?! *kitten* just got real. Real angry. Turning... green... must... SMASH!!!
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      edited November 2014
      Transformers 3
      The Smurfs
      Higher Learning
      Kindergarten Cop
      Ghost World (2001)
      Bean (1997)

      The General's Daughter
      Touch of Evil (I'm sure some will disagree, but I found these both to be horribly depressing, humanity-hating movies.)

      Epic Movie, Date Movie, Scary Movie 1 to infinity, and every other dismally unfunny "parody". I miss Leslie Nielson :'( In his day, these kinds of movies were actually funny.
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      The Notebook - I must've thought that movie ended 4 times before (thankfully) it did end. At each faux ending, my disappointment that - nope, there's more! - was palpable.
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      edited November 2014
      "Prospero's Books" -- John Gielgud in his late 80s in the nude. Much of the movie shot at crotch level.

      "Comes a Horseman" -- So bad that in a first run theater the first time we all had seen it, the audience started to say the lines before the actors. Jason Robards & Jane Fonda in a classically bad perils-of-Pauline struggle.

      "Missouri Breaks" -- Marlon Brando & Jack Nicholson are cowboys in the old west. Brando starts to rise out of the bathtub to let Nicholson shoot him in the back and the waistband of his modern Jockeys rises out of the bubbles with him. One of the more interesting scenes in the movie.

      "Picnic at Hanging Rock," "Greystoke: the Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes," the list is endless ...
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      I have to admit that I loved Tremors too :blush:
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      ellechim1 wrote: »
      Starship Troopers

      And Starship Troopers? That's gotta be one of the best awful movies ever! "We can ill afford another Klendathu!"
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      SaintGiff wrote: »
      I liked Killer Joe. There were a few scenes that didn't really need to be in there, and you know what I'm talking about, but I thought it was a lot better than most of the stuff he had done up to that point.

      Dude yes those scenes are what made it too weird for me. I felt like I needed to boil my eyes or dunk them in holy water or something. I felt wrong watching that.
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      peterman81 wrote: »
      This ---- Zombie *kitten*: The Toilet of the Dead (it is an actual movie)

      imdb.com/title/tt2061869/

      It was on a whole different level of awful.

      Also hated Snowpiercer. I watched the whole thing and I have no idea what the movie was about.
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      JustinAnimal wrote: »
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      HATING TREMORS?!?!!?! *kitten* just got real. Real angry. Turning... green... must... SMASH!!!

      I'll keep my opinion to myself, then. haha.
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      SaintGiff wrote: »
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      I avoided that because it had all the makings of a well-promoted, well-packaged circle jerk. I kind of feel the same way about Interstellar right now.

      That's funny...i was meaning to write Transendence and almost typed Interstellar thinking that was the name of it. And I haven't even seen Interstellar. And keep avoiding it. It was awful. And lasted FOREVER.
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      The Ex with Zach Branff, Amanda Peet and Jason Bateman. Zach's character is married to Amanda's character?? In what universe? And Jason's character is a parapeligic creeper/stalker? Just dreadful.
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      Lucy.....and I don't care how hot Scarlet is
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      njitaliana wrote: »
      The other one I can think of is the General's Daughter. I wanted my money back, I hated it so much. Plot hole after plot hole.

      This is actually a really good book, just another example of Hollywood trashing a good story with bad screenplay writing and bad casting.

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      How to Kill a Vampire. I bought the DVD in a Wal-Mart for like a buck (so I'm not necessarily complaining) but I'm pretty sure someone shot the whole thing in their neighborhood with a handy cam and that would've been alright if the acting and story weren't god-awful and even that would have been quirky and a bit esoteric if it hadn't been three and a half hours long.

      tl;dr Vampire makes a cup of hot tea out of a used tampon.
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      shortntall1 wrote: »
      Popeye with Robin Williams

      With only of a couple notable exceptions (where his roles were more restrained), I felt this way about almost every Robin Williams movie. I don't dispute the man's talent, I'm sure my expectations were more to blame than anything.
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      Wait... It may have been Tremors 2 that I hated. Which one of them was the one where they used remote controlled cars with bombs attached?
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      JustinAnimal wrote: »
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      And Starship Troopers? That's gotta be one of the best awful movies ever! "We can ill afford another Klendathu!"

      Surprisingly, I liked Starship Troopers in a "God, this is so awful it's good" kind of way.
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      Dune and The Blair Witch Project
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      njitaliana wrote: »
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      Everyone talked up Chariots of Fire like it was fabulous. Then, we went to see it and just said, "That was what everyone liked??" I didn't hate it, but I didn't get what people liked. Still don't.

      That's how I felt about Ghostbusters.
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      I keep seeing "Starship Troopers" and thinking "Super Troopers". Farva was one of my best friends in High School (also known for Ron Wilson bus driver on Sky High, Landfill on BeerFest, and Ted Mosby Porn Star on HIMYM)
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      MyaPapaya75 wrote: »
      Lucy.....and I don't care how hot Scarlet is

      So totally agree...very disappointing!
    • Posts: 5,585 Member
      The Happening
      All Spiderman Movies
      The Avengers
      The Godfather
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      edited November 2014
      transformers: revenge of the fallen. like... all the other movies had redeemable qualities imo, but that one was just all bad. i read that they didn't even have the script finished when they started making it, they just kind of slapped together half of one in a couple weeks and made things up as they went. not surprising.

      any nick sparks movie makes it on my sh*tlist too for having about the same level of detail and creativity applied to their graphic design, repeating the same story over and over, and making ryan gosling some kind of mega-dream when he's basic at best.
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