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    I can't change my picture...I will forever be David Walliams in drag
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    I'm completely addicted to gif threads.
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    The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, right?
  • Posts: 1,785 Member
    my throat is dry but I don't feel like getting up to get water
  • Posts: 276 Member
    Today's Mike and Mike podcast ought to be interesting...
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    Is there a really good diet beer? I could use one.
  • Posts: 246 Member
    Tomorrow is weigh in day and if I'm not down at least a quarter pound, I'm going Office Space on my scale and smashing it to smitherines! Muwahahahaha!!!
  • Posts: 1,179 Member
    I believe you have my stapler.
  • Posts: 1,826 Member
    you look like Alex DeLarge from a clockwork orange :)
  • Posts: 5,926 Member
    HeyItsBrad wrote: »
    Is there a really good diet beer? I could use one.

    No
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    edited November 2014
    feralX wrote: »
    I wonder about TastesLikeBurning's familiarity with bull semen.

    He has no familiarity; he's completely wrong. Everyone in the bull jizz biz knows that bull semen is lime green.
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    I'm thinkin' small pie with onions and sausage.
  • Posts: 1,438 Member
    Since bald eagles are the national bird, if one of these that are flying overhead poops on me, does that mean that I am the chosen one and will be the next president?
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    One day, you just stop playing with GI Joe's. Never to pick them up again. Yet you never know it in the moment it will be your last time.
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    One day, you just stop playing with GI Joe's. Never to pick them up again. Yet you never know it in the moment it will be your last time.

    I hate that this is true because it's true with a lot of things- especially parenting. And it sucks. One day I'll rock my baby to sleep one last time because then he'll be a big boy and go to sleep on his own and I won't even realize that was my last time until it's gone. Gah :(

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    rbfdac wrote: »

    I hate that this is true because it's true with a lot of things- especially parenting. And it sucks. One day I'll rock my baby to sleep one last time because then he'll be a big boy and go to sleep on his own and I won't even realize that was my last time until it's gone. Gah :(

    Yep,cat's in the cradle.
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    I think Fiber One bars are giving me serious gas.
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    I think Fiber One bars are giving me serious gas.

    I eat like three fiber one bars a day.
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    Not in the mood to go workout, but I have to >.>
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    I think it's super unfair that of 5 people in the house house, I am the only one without a peen, yet, I get to clean the bathroom/toilet every single time.
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    I think it's super unfair that of 5 people in the house house, I am the only one without a peen, yet, I get to clean the bathroom/toilet every single time.

    Stop using the bathroom there, then. Go on a strike. If they complain it's dirty, "I don't use it, you do it".
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    Sinistrous wrote: »

    Stop using the bathroom there, then. Go on a strike. If they complain it's dirty, "I don't use it, you do it".

    you scare me
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    lol I wish I could, but its our only bathroom.
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    lol I wish I could, but its our only bathroom.

    Put up a sign that says "Hidden camera will record you NOT cleaning the bathroom, so clean up after yourself or I will get you!!" :3
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    MacLean12 wrote: »

    you scare me

    That's not necessarily a bad thing!
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    Meds you take every 8 hours seem to only last 6.5 hours....
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    Easy, make them all sit down or threaten them with forcing them to watch real housewives if they don't.

    hahahahaha I don't even want to watch The Real Housewives.
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    I'm too Bronze for Gold V.

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