If the person above you stalked you everyday

Invite her for a glass of wine!

Wine sounds good to me- either invite her in or out for a drink

I'd use him to my advantage. I have a lot of housework that needs to be done.

I would trade her a couple inside secrets for.....well, we'd figure it out.

I'd make coffee to have with that cake!

I'd be a happy man

I'd have to learn how to run fast.. she's very fit.

I thought she was dead??

start weaving to make sure im not an easy target

Pssshhhhh...what do you mean 'if'.