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It's 3am you and the person above are sitting handcuffed in the back of a cop car...
Archerychickge
Posts: 606 Member
What do you say to your partner in crime?
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Well...I DID promise you an exciting first date didn't I?0
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@archerychickge
"Have you ever made love in the back seat of a cop car?"0 -
When the cop asked you to put your hands behind your head, he didn't ask you to do the helicopter for him.. Now look where we are!0
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'See what happens when you can't hold it and have to pee on the side of the road?!!!'
LOL!!!! That's a true story BTW!
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I'm mute and you don't speak english!0
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Good thing they didn't find the peanut butter, the spatula, and the live chicken....0
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Didn't you and that cop do the nasty.0
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@archerychickge
"Have you ever made love in the back seat of a cop car?"
Not handcuffed... lol0 -
Let's do that again0
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That's the last time I let you pick out the bar!0
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I bet you can't run faster than the one in the blue.0
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I have a fun idea....0
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Psssst....I have cuff keys if we need them.0
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Told you he was undercover!0
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I told you that was illegal in 7 states.0
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I told you to keep your head down!0
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Next time I'm driving0
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When I tell you to keep your clothes on, I mean it!0
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You know that I can't say no to a dare! Now look at the trouble you've gotten us into!!!
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I think we can get this expunged.0
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Don't worry, it's not our problem he doesn't have the same level of humor!0
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Why does this happen every weekend with us??0
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Distract him with your Boobs while I lift the handcuff keys!0
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We probably should've stopped at around drink 8...0
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We would have been ok but when the cop asked you to get out of the car you replied "I'm too drunk why don't you get in"0
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But the tequila goes down so smooth. Don't even feel the burn after round 7...0
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I told you I can't do tequila!0
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Hence why we are here. Tequila may make her clothes fall off, but you shouldn't do it in front of the cop!0
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