It's 3am you and the person above are sitting handcuffed in the back of a cop car...
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Wonder why you have no pockets in your pants.0
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If you have a handcuff fetish, wouldn't it just be easier to buy a pair of your own????0
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Archerychickge wrote: »If you have a handcuff fetish, wouldn't it just be easier to buy a pair of your own????
HAHAHAHA!!!
Did you have to start that fight, he wasn't kissing me he was giving me cpr! i stopped breathing!0 -
I told you we couldn't make a decent living doing this!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I told you we couldn't make a decent living doing this!
hahahaha!0 -
Well these handcuffs could be kinky.....0
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Yes!!! They sure could!0
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Ok, you were right. The nun act WAS a little much.0
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would say "told you I could hit 125"0
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guess we shoul'dnt have stolen that stop sign, huh?0
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We need to stop meeting like this...do you have any tequila with you?0
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oh boy. We shouldn't of taken our shirts off0
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I'm pretty sure llamas aren't supposed to be in the bar!0
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Hey it wasn't my idea to feed the llamas tequila shots...0
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You think the llamas will rat us out?0
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Do you think they have llamas in prison?0
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Do what you got to do to get us out of here0
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Fine, but I'll need your chicken cutlets....0
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lets think of something quick bro. We are both too pretty for jail0
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i agree, but don't call me bro thats what got us in here and...0
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Dont worry I m really good at hiding bodies....0
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It's cool, these cops have picked me up before!0
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no you are not gonna flash them again! You are not single anymore...We are dating remember?0
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Told you those arm's were considered a "deadly weapon."0
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This isn't what I had in mind when you suggested hand cuffs...0
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This is starting to get good!!0
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We can try again next weekend!0
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