You want to talk about the beard? Let's talk about the beard.

autopilot_off
autopilot_off Posts: 83 Member
edited November 9 in Chit-Chat
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  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    But...what if I don't want to talk about the beard?? :\
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    can store left over food ( survival instincts?) , can be combed depending on length, can emphasize a gorgeous jawline, but can also hide one :( keeps your chin and neck warm,and some women love twirling it in their finger tips :blush: downside! if it's stubbly then it causes others skin to peel or cause some type of beard burn ( maybe a self defense mechanism? ) however sometimes when it's a gentle beard it's nice to have it nuzzled in at a ladies neck. I personally think most men with beards are attractive. some people just don't suit not having a beard and some do.
  • missy0936
    missy0936 Posts: 1,507 Member
    Does the man make the beard? Or does the beard make the man???
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    See what you made me go and do? I had to put the old profile photo back up!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    missy0936 wrote: »
    Does the man make the beard? Or does the beard make the man???

    ooo a very good question! or rhetorical one!
    wise words :smiley:
  • iluvthundercloudroastbeef
    iluvthundercloudroastbeef Posts: 26
    A well groomed beard can instantly make any gentleman 10x more attractive. The key is he's gotta be a gentleman...
  • SarassicPark
    SarassicPark Posts: 117 Member
    edited January 2015
    Beards are awesome!

    If I could grow one, I would. That's how much I love beards.
  • jeffviets
    jeffviets Posts: 67 Member
    I got one of those jobs that require me to be clean shaven and i hate it. I miss my beard. I work in a grocery store and they say it makes a good impression on the customers. More than half our customers have beards and im sorry to say that includes some of the women.
  • sheltered16
    sheltered16 Posts: 478 Member
    jeffviets wrote: »
    I got one of those jobs that require me to be clean shaven and i hate it. I miss my beard. I work in a grocery store and they say it makes a good impression on the customers. More than half our customers have beards and im sorry to say that includes some of the women.
    Lol
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  • GoGoGo_Girl
    GoGoGo_Girl Posts: 127
    OMG @ jeffviets!!! Hilarious!

    I for one, am not into the beard.

    A beard hurts my mouth hole when kissing! Just sayin'! :)
  • jeffviets
    jeffviets Posts: 67 Member


    But....you're beardy in your profile picture. Or is that just a monument to the beard you used to have.
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    Yeah thats just one of my better pics.
  • jeffviets
    jeffviets Posts: 67 Member
    I wish i could convince the company i work for to change their ways... im ready to march for my right to bare a beard
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    jeffviets wrote: »
    I wish i could convince the company i work for to change their ways... im ready to march for my right to bare a beard

    use the equality act? or maybe say it's in your religion? lol sometimes works!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    GoGoGo_Girl wrote: »
    OMG @ jeffviets!!! Hilarious!

    I for one, am not into the beard.

    A beard hurts my mouth hole when kissing! Just sayin'! :)

    lol I agree! but after the skin on our face has literally peeled ( yes mine has peeled to the point it took a layer of skin off and seeped water!) :disagree:
    but after a week or so your skin toughens up and can take on any beardy man :blush: lol
  • OnAllFours
    OnAllFours Posts: 170 Member
    A beard keeps the thighs warm. ;)
  • prettydragonfly
    prettydragonfly Posts: 26
    jeffviets wrote: »
    I got one of those jobs that require me to be clean shaven and i hate it. I miss my beard. I work in a grocery store and they say it makes a good impression on the customers. More than half our customers have beards and im sorry to say that includes some of the women.

    Haha your beardy look is great. I can't see why you should have to shave it off! I am a nurse and my beard looks great with my uniform. My beard is on elastic so I can lift it up to eat and drink, it stays nice and clean and if I lost my hair I could use it as a toupee` lol
  • PurdueBoilerFan
    PurdueBoilerFan Posts: 21
    The beard speaks for itself. It doesn't need you.
  • VanillaBeanSeed
    VanillaBeanSeed Posts: 562 Member
    Best post of 2015 so far.

    Beards = awesomeness
  • VanillaBeanSeed
    VanillaBeanSeed Posts: 562 Member
    My nonsuccess in growing a beard saddens me :(
  • LinaBeanX
    LinaBeanX Posts: 4
    Beards can make a guy go from a 3 to a solid 8 :#
  • HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Posts: 361 Member
    Beards rock! :)
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    jeffviets wrote: »
    I wish i could convince the company i work for to change their ways... im ready to march for my right to bare a beard

    Get a different job! And this time, find out if a beard is acceptable FIRST, before changing. Beards are that important (says the guy that's worn one for 36 years).
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    I must say the Beard Fact Sheet in OP is completely true.
  • jeffviets
    jeffviets Posts: 67 Member
    tuckerrj wrote: »
    jeffviets wrote: »
    I wish i could convince the company i work for to change their ways... im ready to march for my right to bare a beard

    Get a different job! And this time, find out if a beard is acceptable FIRST, before changing. Beards are that important (says the guy that's worn one for 36 years).

    Sadly this is one of the better paying jobs in my area. So i had to sacrafice the beard for more money. But after i fihure in the cost of shaving cream and razors and the pain of razor burn and just the pain of not having a beard im begining to wonder if it was all worth it.
  • Benjinkan
    Benjinkan Posts: 1,107 Member
    Beards are 100% win
  • jeffviets
    jeffviets Posts: 67 Member
    prettydragonfly wrote: »
    jeffviets wrote: »
    I got one of those jobs that require me to be clean shaven and i hate it. I miss my beard. I work in a grocery store and they say it makes a good impression on the customers. More than half our customers have beards and im sorry to say that includes some of the women.

    Haha your beardy look is great. I can't see why you should have to shave it off! I am a nurse and my beard looks great with my uniform. My beard is on elastic so I can lift it up to eat and drink, it stays nice and clean and if I lost my hair I could use it as a toupee` lol

    Im confused. Lol
  • goldthistime
    goldthistime Posts: 3,213 Member
    jeffviets wrote: »
    I got one of those jobs that require me to be clean shaven and i hate it. I miss my beard. I work in a grocery store and they say it makes a good impression on the customers. More than half our customers have beards and im sorry to say that includes some of the women.

    Tweezers are a middle aged woman's best friend.

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  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    I needed this. Over the past few days, I've been thinking about trimming my full beard back to a neck strap.
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