Things a real man should never say/do!

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  • SymphonynSonata
    SymphonynSonata Posts: 533 Member
    Using the same tired old 'get me a sammich' 'go be in the kitchen' meme like it's 2005 and still funny.
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    "will you marry me?"
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    Using the same tired old 'get me a sammich' 'go be in the kitchen' meme like it's 2005 and still funny.

    but...but..
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Damn! I forgot my wallet at home. Can you pick up this bill?
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
    Define real???
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,628 Member
    Wear his pants up around his nipples no matter how old.

    ^

    geez, I told my husband to buy new clothes after he lost all that weight :laugh:
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    homerjspartan wrote: »
    Real men drink whiskey and shave with a knife.


    Yes they do


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    I see this and think....yep, I'd date him. That is a man. One who has a sense of humor and can keep down his whiskey.


    (I know, way to resurrect a zombie thread.)
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    randomtai wrote: »
    Using the term "a real man".

    This.
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    Not tonight honey, I have a headache..
  • nomadnurse
    nomadnurse Posts: 152 Member
    assume a women is not capable of something simply because she is a she
  • Sweetsluv
    Sweetsluv Posts: 2,260 Member
    If my handshake is firmer than his... #manup! You know, "typical American macho bullish!t"
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    call me a girl.
  • TheDoughnutTheif
    TheDoughnutTheif Posts: 349 Member
    not own a handkerchief, wet shave at least once in your life, not read the poem "If", not remain chivalrous, not know how to tie a tie or bow tie, not realize that you are a role model to the younger generation, not know how to cook for yourself or do your own laundry, not know how/when to properly wear a suit or tux
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  • DeeJayShank
    DeeJayShank Posts: 92 Member
    "Whatever you want to do, honey"
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
    A real man would never expect his gf/wife to work all day and still do all of the cooking/cleaning every night while he watches TV.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    He should never ever say...Do these skinny jeans make me look fat?
  • Live_To_Win
    Live_To_Win Posts: 340 Member
    Was it good for you?

    If you can't tell, then it was not!!!
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Talk about what happens in the bedroom with whoever is in there with you to anyone else.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Mrsallypants wrote: »
    "will you marry me?"

    LOVE IT
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Disrespect the mother of His.kids and his mother also
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    Alehmer wrote: »
    "I can't hold/wear/own that, it's Pink!" If your manhood is so weak that a certain color gives you fits, then you have much bigger issues.

    Obviously, hurt somebody weaker then they are to make themselves feel powerful. That's just you being a strong coward.

    I just really look bad in pink, no really I do.
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    Sweetsluv wrote: »
    If my handshake is firmer than his... #manup! You know, "typical American macho bullish!t"
    Love this.
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