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  • HugoMartinez66
    HugoMartinez66 Posts: 257 Member
    It was only last week that I stopped eating glue
  • HugoMartinez66
    HugoMartinez66 Posts: 257 Member
    CountryGal83 wrote: »
    I confess that I'm looking forward to a margarita after work!!!!

    Aren't we all?
  • Anahita_Swims
    Anahita_Swims Posts: 4,127 Member
    im going to round to my neighbours with the vague hope shes eating naughty food and will share
  • CountryGal83
    CountryGal83 Posts: 640 Member
    I burned my microwave popcorn. :'(
  • HugoMartinez66
    HugoMartinez66 Posts: 257 Member
    edited January 2015
    Anahita_Swims wrote: »
    im going to round to my neighbours with the vague hope shes eating naughty food and will share
    Cheese Cake?!!?

    I'm very clumsy.

  • CountryGal83
    CountryGal83 Posts: 640 Member
    edited January 2015
    I confess that I want CHOCOLATE
  • CountryGal83
    CountryGal83 Posts: 640 Member
    HugoMartinez66 wrote: »
    CountryGal83 wrote: »
    I confess that I'm looking forward to a margarita after work!!!!

    Aren't we all?

    Let's go!!!!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I have 3 children, a fantail goldfish and 2 other tiny fish that I don't know the name of lol
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    I wish I hadn't giving up alcohol. I could use some tonight.
  • MooseAtoZ
    MooseAtoZ Posts: 45 Member
    There was a shopping cart full of 1 lb bags of Twizzlers marked down to a dollar per bag. I managed to walk away instead of stocking up. I felt like a photon escaping a black hole.
  • cdlee05
    cdlee05 Posts: 718 Member
    I'm trying to quit using sexual innuendos but its hard...so hard.
  • lborsato1
    lborsato1 Posts: 1,011 Member
    there could be some shenanigans in the city tonight..... ;)
  • brown996
    brown996 Posts: 51
    I have an insatiable addiction to cheese.
  • jelie3110
    jelie3110 Posts: 433
    I can put both feet behind my head at the same time:)
  • SteampunkSongbird
    SteampunkSongbird Posts: 826 Member
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    I have at least one chocolate bar a day.

    Nothing wrong with that, my friend. *munch munch*
    BlueEyedRedhead wrote: »
    I have never been drunk.

    Same, nobody ever believes me 'cause I'm almost 29. Partly because I simply cannot find an alcoholic beverage with a taste that doesn't give me a sucking-lemons expression, it all tastes like gross chemical crap to me, and mainly because I don't like the idea of giving up any mental control, as I'm afraid of how it would affect me due to my anxiety.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    I adore bur
    CountryGal83 wrote: »
    I burned my microwave popcorn. :'(

    I adore burned-ish popcorn. I'll eat it!
  • TuffGong21
    TuffGong21 Posts: 251 Member
    IMCT - after the boss left, I snuck out of work early too
  • DaveTimeKeeper
    DaveTimeKeeper Posts: 103 Member
    I am contemplating ending it, again,
    I wont I don't think, just contemplating it.
  • HugoMartinez66
    HugoMartinez66 Posts: 257 Member
    edited January 2015
    @Countrygal83
    Let's go!!!!
    [/quote]

    Make mine extra large.

  • kmcgallery
    kmcgallery Posts: 123 Member
    Years ago I was going to snap a photo of my IN-LAWS and stupid me...... trying to think of something funny... trying to make them laugh, yelled "say 69!"

    I thought I would die!!!!! LOL
  • lisalips30
    lisalips30 Posts: 1,520 Member
    I was a bad girl, i must confess when i worked at a nursing home everyday someone had to post on the dry erase bored with the menu of the day, On a Sunday i decided to be funny and wright down that today's main entree was a piece of a**... i forgot to erase it and it stayed there Monday morning, I was called into the office.. lol
  • kmcgallery
    kmcgallery Posts: 123 Member
    lisalips30 wrote: »
    I was a bad girl, i must confess when i worked at a nursing home everyday someone had to post on the dry erase bored with the menu of the day, On a Sunday i decided to be funny and wright down that today's main entree was a piece of a**... i forgot to erase it and it stayed there Monday morning, I was called into the office.. lol

    lol that's awesome

  • lisalips30
    lisalips30 Posts: 1,520 Member
    kmcgallery wrote: »
    lisalips30 wrote: »
    I was a bad girl, i must confess when i worked at a nursing home everyday someone had to post on the dry erase bored with the menu of the day, On a Sunday i decided to be funny and wright down that today's main entree was a piece of a**... i forgot to erase it and it stayed there Monday morning, I was called into the office.. lol

    lol that's awesome

    My boss looked like he wanted to laugh and just said, wow, ummm looks like we had a very interesting menu .. and he smirked, said to be careful and told me to get back to work.
  • maeld51
    maeld51 Posts: 3,415 Member
    joshua3179 wrote: »
    I confess...
    I'm writing this from the hospital.. Don't worry though I'll be ok!! But I'll say this the Dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name! :-0

    just saw this,,,,Dude!LMAO!
    seriously tho, hope you're okay!

  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Fighting the urge to make gif.s. I'm in too deep if it starts.
  • maeld51
    maeld51 Posts: 3,415 Member
    I'm a bit drunk. ;)
  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
    maeld51 wrote: »
    I'm a bit drunk. ;)

    I been separated for about a month and I get quite lonely :neutral_face:

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  • maeld51
    maeld51 Posts: 3,415 Member
    got you beat, separated 3 years!
    Doin' just fine
  • redhead_che
    redhead_che Posts: 292 Member
    I am currently serenading my neighbors in my apartment complex. Thankfully I can carry a decent tune so they can't be that miserable....can they? ;-P
  • assthetikk
    assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member
    jelie3110 wrote: »
    I can put both feet behind my head at the same time:)
    how you doin? ;)
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