We broke up because...
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Had no space left to tattoo my name.0
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Her husband came looking for me0
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Just couldn't forgive him after he "accidentally" shot me.0
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No love0
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He gave up too easily.0
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She spoke the cold hard truth0
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she didnt tell me the truth0
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I was always so jealous0
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she accidentally hired my cousins as strippers for her bachelorette party...awkward!0
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Hired his cousins as strippers for my bachelor party.0
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I told him, No, you do not look like Drew Carey.0
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she only wanted to see drew carey0
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He was too young and couldn't keep up with me,it made him feel imasculated0
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could'nt spell emasculated
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assthetikk wrote: »could'nt spell emasculatedassthetikk wrote: »could'nt spell emasculated
He was a grammar nazi. And I worked a very long shift,I'm tired,okay,who am I kidding,no,I didn't know how to spell "emasculated"
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didn't notice i misplaced the apostrophe in "couldn't"0
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You're making me look dumb now! And no,I did'nt. I really did get off a very long shift and my eyes are tired. Besides,who has time to look at your punctuation when I'm too busy staring at your chest?
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She made fun of my Vanilla Ice cassette tape.0
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I love Vanilla ice. Psshhh0
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Finaly some one who won't judge me for knowing how to do the running man.0
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He was always on the go.0
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never stayed still0
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He wanted to get matching tattoos and I just wasn't ready for that kind of commitment0
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I couldn't speak pig Latin0
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wanted her orgasms to last as long as a pig ie 30 mins
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Already had 3 tattoes with other women's names on them0
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far too jealous....0
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I was alll ABOUT that MONEY, NOTHING ELES0
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she only wanted to date my bank account0
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She left me tied to the bed......0
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