We broke up because...
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Watched TED every night0
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wouldnt be my thunder buddy0
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Found my where's waldo collection.0
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Wouldn't ever tell me what a thunder buddy was, but kept insisting that I be hers0
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He had a waldo collection and made me do things like this!0
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Just did whatever I told her too. So boring0
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wouldnt hold me when there was thunder.0
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rip her nails into you when it thundered0
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kept telling me that her imaginary friend waldo was doing all the weird stuff around the house0
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Held me too much0
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She was too good for me0
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you just wouldnt listen0
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forgot I was Hard of hearing!0
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I listened but nothing made sense.0
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She spoke too quietly0
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This *kitten* laggs to hard.
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lagged in general0
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he had selfies of himself all over the house and not one pic of me!
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wanted to look at himself more than me..... 0
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cant decipher the code
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She trys to hard0
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The commute between Florida and Alaska was killing me0
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she wore the same deodorant as my mother0
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Lag0
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Lag..lag.
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Lager.
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Laggger0
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drank too much lager0
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was always repeating himself0
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beer0
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