We broke up because...

MathDonkey

Put a bow on our dog. He's a boy!!!

mrsmartinez99

she would walk around wearing nothing but a bow

lborsato1

she lies...... it wasn't a bow, it was mistletoe

tibo1783

when i told her to show me what shes working with, she told me to look in the mirror

Spnneil06

I meant I just put the mirror up, he took it the wrong way,

tibo1783

only want to do the dirty, on Thursday nights at 2:13am.. weirded me out

PerfectMisfit

She never took that hat off.

lborsato1

couldn't stay awake until 2:13am

FabulousFantasticFifty

Referred to our Sexy time "dirty"

ovinas1

ask me to come over thursday at 2:13m

lborsato1

was awake at 2:13am - but was always on the cougarsandcubs.com website

ovinas1

She wouldnt watch with me lol

lborsato1

he didn't know i was a she...

RunTimer

Kept insisting 'taste great' (when we both knew it was 'less filing')

tibo1783

was on mFP till 2:13 warming up

FabulousFantasticFifty

Claimed he needed "warming up" pfft! Yeah right!!!

assthetikk

i wanted to adopt a Chinese kid...he wanted a Vietnamese kid..we couldnt decide

PerfectMisfit

Said I couldn't date anyone else

Spnneil06

Wanted to date everyone else but not me.

assthetikk

so possessive she wouldnt let my cousins hug me

ovinas1

was having 3 dates a day

mizzzc

wasnt ok with people who liked to keep their options open *shrugs*

tibo1783

didnt get the hint

Spnneil06

assthetikk wrote: »

so possessive she wouldnt let my cousins hug me

who hugs cousins naked and in the shower?? That's all I'm saying. Plus you have a suspicious amount of cousins for your parents both being only children.

MathDonkey

Wouldn't leave her controlling boyfriend for me

Spnneil06

ovinas1 wrote: »

was having 3 dates a day

wouldn't do a three way.

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assthetikk

my cousin being a nurse was checking me for hernia and she misunderstood

mizzzc

wouldn't invite me in on the 3 way

Spnneil06

Only wanted three ways.