We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He kept showing me different nose shapes and forced me to have a nose job!

mrsmartinez99

likes to lick duck tape

tibo1783

entered in Demi Lovatto look alike contests

mrsmartinez99

Still not staring at my eyes

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is the president of Demi's fan Club!

JenNicole11

she tried to breakdance at my family reunion.

pipsqueak1990

Was obsessed with me looking at her eyes made me uncomfortable

mrsmartinez99

Obsessed with Justin Beiber

PerfectMisfit

Found a body in her trunk.

tibo1783

made me wear a mask in bed

pipsqueak1990

didnt understand my obsession for young immature dick heads .....

pipsqueak1990

ha clearly abit late with that....

mrsmartinez99

Kept asking too many questions about the body in my truck....yes I put air holes for him

FabulousFantasticFifty

She put he air holes were in the hood then asked me to help her dispose of the body!

pipsqueak1990

Kept body a body in her truck and the holes where not for air things kept sticking out of them

MathDonkey

Kept me in a truck for days and got mad when I stuck my junk through the air holes

tibo1783

suspiciously spent alot of time at Parks and Arcades

MathDonkey

Got mad the I worked two jobs. A park ranger and an arcade manager.

pipsqueak1990

just wanted to stalk others!!

lt3ag4s

refused to wear matching socks

assthetikk

wrote her name in hearts on my athletic supporter

MathDonkey

Got upset when I stalkes other people, but not her

mrsmartinez99

Found a notebook with scribbles..."Mrmartinez99"

pipsqueak1990

I didnt realise I had put them on his athletic supporter...

lt3ag4s

got upset when I enjoyed being stalked by others

pipsqueak1990

wouldnt let me on his forklift!!

PerfectMisfit

My stalking wasn't good enough.

tibo1783

never let the puppies out

Muldactus

She told me I wasn't good enough for her. What - so I like to snuggle? Why is that a BAD thing?

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