We broke up because...

tibo1783

not to mention Americas most wanted, episode 45

determined_ella

I caught him cheating... so I sucked him like this..........

assthetikk

added my dad on kik and snapchat

pipsqueak1990

Didnt get on with my *FRIENDS*

assthetikk

wouldnt put out on the first date

JenNicole11

He always asked if my BFF was coming over...

1Hunie

He kept pressuring me for secks on the first date

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out that she put out on her first dates with other people!

MathDonkey

mscheftg wrote: »

Super cute picture, by the way!!!

Thanks!

tibo1783

Always got off topic and didnt take his pills to resolve

MathDonkey

Her "x" key on her keyboard was broke and refused to get it fixed.

JenNicole11

he was always spinning in circles.

mrsmartinez99

He liked to leave the bathroom door open

tibo1783

couldnt stop staring into each others eyes

MathDonkey

She didn't like the smell of my poop

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't want me sharing Everything in my life with her!

determined_ella

^ gave me pills to make me go to sleep earlier, so they could get 'some' off of the person below

mrsmartinez99

He kept saying air fresheners fix everything

MathDonkey

Didn't like when I used pine tree car airfresheners as deodorant

zoober

She kept opening windows making peee-yooo noises.

joek030

she felt old by my side

JenNicole11

He would wear the same undies over and over again and spray them with pine tree air freshener.

mrsmartinez99

Tried to bring disco back

Yogi_warrior

too much disco

FabulousFantasticFifty

I couldnt even share a car ride with him it was so unbearable!!! ;p

mrsmartinez99

Caught him trying on my panties

joek030

Caught her sniffing my underwear

tibo1783

she referred to her women part as panties

lt3ag4s

i kept picking your nose in public

assthetikk

kept adjusting his stuff in public when we were together